Thursday, 29 October 2009

So You Think You Can Dance?

Who the FUCK is Cat Deeley's stylist?

This stunning 6-foot blonde with a body and legs to die for, is always dressed in the most hideous outfits!!  Does anyone else agree with me?

All I can say is - WTF???

Are they just jealous of her timeless beauty?


Dear So You Think You Can Dance Producers

Fire Cat Deely's Stylist with IMMEDIATE effect. 

Your Wardrobe Team never fail on a bi-weekly basis to make one of the most gorgeous and charismatic personalities on reality TV look absolutely fucking ridiculous! 

What are you thinking?

You ALWAYS seem to fuck it up.

Annoyed at yer constant cock-ups
I'd do Cat Deelyin a fucking heart-beat


Dedicated Follower of Fashion?

I am most certainly NOT a dedicated follower of fashion.  I stick to the classic timeless stuff that never goes out of fashion.  I definintely don't follow the seasonal changes in the trends.  Besides my budget does not keep up with the rapid modifications.

In my opinion, the fashion lately is a Shopaholic’s Nightmare! 

There is some fugly stuff going on this season.  Have the style guru's run out of ideas?


Here's some things I think NO ONE should have in their cupboard EVA!


Fugly Gladiator Sandals

WTF? 
These are the ugliest things since doubling up on your shoulder pads in the 80's.
Kankles are in???
No thank you.



Harem Pants

Who on earth wants to walk around looking like you've shat in yer nappy? 
Leave them for Ali Baba and with any luck his 40 thieves will nick them






High Waist Trousers

They make even the skinnest people look chunky.




Clashing Animal Prints
Not even flattering on Sharon Slutty Stone




Fedoras
Leave them for gangsta mafia costumer parties and Humphry Bogart




Jumpsuits
Saturday Night Fever Disco Funk is so UnFly




Puffy Bubble Skirts
Didnt they learn ANYTHING from the 80s?



Round Sunglasses
Hello? John Lennon is D-E-A-D peeps.




Massive Flower Accessories
Flower Power was the 60's!
Bloomin' fugly...not cute at all





Tell me what you think.
What do you like or dislike that is "in fashion" at the moment?

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

Crossover to the Desperate Camper

My Camping T-shirt

"What Happens in the Tent, stays in the Tent"



Megan's Eye

After Megan being so ill last week with Strep Throat and battling with her very high fevers, she developed an eye infection which was very stubborn but we eventually cleared it up.  

However, the blood vessels in her eye were damaged from her high temperatures and it looks terrible. 
It is healing, albei very slowly, but it still looks so painful.

Megan says its not sore at all, but I can't help but feel sorry for her everytime I look at her.

My wee trooper


Simply Slim - Two Week Update

Just a quick update on my weight loss.

I have been on the Simply Slim Slimming Capsule for two weeks today and I've lost 4.1kg already.

Its been very successful.  I have loads of energy, I have no side affects (and I'm getting used to the dry mouth and having to drink water all day) and I sleep like the dead at night.




Be Who You Are

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."



Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Goodies I miss from Scotland

Terry's Chocolate Orange

Jaffa Cakes

Maltesers


Fish and Chips from the local Chippy
(in newspaper of course)


Penguin Biscuits



Scots Shortbread



and of course
Scots Pie with gravy and mushy peas

Spits vs Splits



Boy did we giggle last night!!! 

My Boerewors,  Megan, Kaylin and I were all sitting on the bed last night and I asked Megan if she can do the splits

Megan gets up off the bed and procedures to do a pretty good effort and almost made it into a full split.

Riaan turns to Kaylin (my three year old) and says:  "Kaylin can you do the Splits?"

Kaylin smirks and nods...and spits in Riaan's general direction.

I guess she didn't know what "the splits" meant....we were howling with laughter!!!

Kaylin's such a great sport, she joined in the laughter...


Friends

We had a braai (aka barbeque) at Norman's house on Saturday and Dirk whipped out his camera and took some shots of us being silly.

Friends


My gorgeous girls


KK and her mum


Feeling Percy's Leg


Beautiful Mandy


Megan looking very sad


Megan in her element with Sheba


Giving a pose


Megan and Sheba


Gorgeous Melanie


Mel


Natasha


Percy


Sam


Shaun and Mel


Tammy


KK on the trampoline


Megan


KK enjoying her burger


Mandy and Mel

Monday, 26 October 2009

Wilderness Weekend - What Happens in the Tent Stays in the Tent

Off camping this weekend!

I just can't wait because I really need this little break.  Its been a hectic and stressful couple of weeks, at home and at work.  Its also going to be the first time in a good few years that all our camping group members are all going to be together at the same time in one place.  Lots of catching up to do.

I am taking Friday afternoon off and leaving early...will take loads of pix.


Some Camping Tools


and just a little joke thrown in for good measure.


Saturday, 24 October 2009

Hail to the Freaks of Nature

We had quite a thunderstorm at lunch time today and it was quite a sight to see.  The large rain drops turned into hail and we had a bit of fun playing.

A bowl of hail



Coming down in our front yard


Beginnings of the little balls of ice


As the hail hit the water in our swimming pool, it churned the water and steam started to rise from the pool.  It was facinating to watch.




Riaan got out the rake and collected some hail together
so the girls could make some hail-balls to throw in the air.


Throwing the hail in the air and watching in splatter.
Great Fun!
(Megan has an eye patch on because she has a very bad eye infection)


Daddy had some fun too.


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