Thursday, 22 July 2010

Is that a Banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.  And no I'm not talking about phallic bananas either (thats a whole other Xrated blog post)...

Profound Banana Philosophy 1:
If a person walking down an empty desert highway early in the morning slips on a banana peel, falls and kills themself, does it make a sound?  Banana Peel : The silent, but deadly killer.


Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fibre. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

The amazing health benefits of bananas:

Depression
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier. So ditch your Prozac, skanks for a Nana!

PMS
Forget the pills - eat a banana! The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anaemia
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.

Blood Pressure
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat high blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power
Two hundred students at a school in England were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and at lunch, in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation
High in fibre, bananas included in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover from hell is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and rehydrates your system.

Heartburn
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito Bites
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

potato crisps
Swap these for a banana when you snack at work
Overweight and at Work?
Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5 000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady. Take a banana to work with you so that when that craving hits you have something healthy to snack on.


Ulcers
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralises over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature Control
Many cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD)
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking and Tobacco UseBananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6 and B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body to recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps to normalise the heartbeat, send oxygen to the brain and regulate the body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes
According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around.

So maybe it’s time to change that well-known phrase so that we say:  'A banana a day keeps the doctor away!'

15 comments:

Sally-Jane said...

I am so nauseous with all day sickness that I am going to try this. Will tell you if it works.

kirstyb said...

i really hate bananas xxx

Brian Miller said...

a banana a day...got some grreat benefits to it...

g-man said...

...I'd like to see the 'Other' banana post. hehehehehe


(This one was Mr. Knowitall worthy, thank You Jillie Bean)

g-man said...

Jillie Bean...
Your last 4 posts were Hilarious!
Very well done...

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Stayed tuned for tomorrow, G-Man

Susan Erickson said...

It's a staple in our house but now I'm going to eat two before I jump on my mountain bike and grind up our mountain....

Blasé said...

I have my doubts about all those claims.

Anyway, I'm happy to see you....real happy

Chris Lee said...

Hmmm.. Ironically for me, the only reason I dont normally eat banana's is because the give me heartburn, which its meant to cure??

The Invisible Seductress said...

I had no idea of all this..Thank you for sharing!!

Akelamalu said...

WOW Bananas a cure-all!e

I love bananas. :)

Matty said...

I should be in good shape then. I eat a lot of bananas.

Christiejolu said...

My Mom swears by bananas
If you call her with an ailment
she asks "Did you have a banana"

steveroni said...

Shame on me, I've been missing some of these--my BIG LOSS! Going out now into the tropical depression to get me some 'Nanners!"

Anonymous said...

#1. ... Not bigger than MINE...
#2. ...swallow it all, lassie... mmmm....

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