Friday, 24 September 2010

Flash Fiction Friday 55 - Episode 23

Aw-rite lads 'n lassies... 

I think my Flash Fiction Friday may be coming to an end.  Sometimes its easy to think of something to write about and sometimes I battle finding the inspiration.  I feel my 55FFF are not really on the same level as everyone else's and feel a wee bit embarrassed about them. 

But keep on heading on over to G-Man and hook up with him to join the bunch of REAL writers.  Here's possibly the last one I do:

Chandelier droplets pierce the sky,
like pendants of cut glass. 
I turn my face
towards the heavens
and fresh rain soaks my face
washing my salty tears way. 
Bathed and cleansed anew. 
It's time to follow
the multi-coloured rainbow. 
I dare say,
a make-up stained face and
puffy blood-shot eyes
does NOT become me.

Sign up for Fawk You Friday at Boobies.

My Fuck You's for the week:
  • Fuck you to the Bitch colleague who thought she could back-stab me without a fight.  She's in for a big surprise because when you piss on my battery the claws come out and I don't back down.  Be afraid! Be very afraid, Crack Ass Whore!
  • Insomnia fucking sucks donkey balls and I have no reason to not fall into a long blissful slumber.  Even the fucking Betasleep didn't work!
  • Lists.  I'm tired of writing things down on pretty pink post-its because these days I have to (the mind ain't quite what it used to be) but then I keep loosing my fucking stoopid lists.  What's the point?
  • The Bag 'O Shite pencil-neck eejit that stood behind me in the queue at the local supermarket.  If he got any closer in some small countries, we'd have to get married and I could actually smell what he had for breakfast.  Onions? Pickles?  You fucking freak me out!
  • The fucknut postman who's been Cummin' the Cunt and puts our newspaper between the slats of our pallisade electric fence.  Who the fuck knows how to get a newspaper outta there without shocking the living crap out of yerself everytime?

Go FlogYoBlog Friday at Random Ramblings of a SAHM.

Blog Stalk Friday is hosted by Crazy Brunette Chick

Go and say hi to The Princess of Class, Trash and Sass.  Follow her rules or she'll go apeshite on yer wart-ridden arse!

Okay enough.  
Have a BRILLIANT weekend!
Its a long weekend here in good ol' South Africa.
They call it Heritage Day.
Now Piss Off and go write a 55


Ami said...

You make me snicker almost every time.

Thank you for that. I always love to laugh.

mrsnesbitt said...

I often feel my contributions to Flass 55 are not so intellectually challenging and constructed as others but in the end it is my blog and people choose or not....I will miss your 55 as it is nice to touch base with a nice scotch lass! Only last week when we were heading towards Scotland way did I give out a little wave for you!


Brian Miller said...

oh but i love you 55s...dont go away...see now you give me blood shot eyes...smiles. follow the rainbow...

Scott said...

I LIKE your 55's, so there :-P

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

Awwwwwwwwwww. You'll be missed. I hope it's just the 55 and not your blogging!! But, I do understand about how you feel. I 'quit' for over a month because of the same reason. Then, thinking about it, I felt just as's MY blog!! So, who cares.

"Pop...goes the weasel" is my link to my 55...just scroll down below the Halloween part. I do hope you can find time to visit with me! Have a super Friday, and a blessed weekend.

Claudia said...

oh yeah - it's time to follow the rainbow - and it says you should write on your 55's..!!!

i always feel the 55's and the 160's are the hardest things to write - but i think it's a good exercise to break things down to the please don't stop..

Akelamalu said...

Your Flash 55s are totally on a par with everyone else's and don't let anyone tell you any different. You keep on writing - we'll keep on reading. x

secret agent woman said...

I'm not a participator myself, but I liked that one.

desk49 said...

You bang your head on the wall to hard.

Your 55 is as good as any.
It touches the inter feelings of this reader.

Did you not pull feelings from within your heart
Did you not write them down
Did you not make us see your tears
Did you not show us your growth
Yes puffy eyes do not become you

Quite 55 because you want, not because you're not good enough.

Copyboy said...

Love the fiction and the FUs. haha. Glad I didn't make the list.

Mr Monkey said...

Very funny
Mr Monkey

Nan said...

Found you from BlogFrog,
Please visit my community;
Have a nice day,

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean...
Every week I read every single 55!
This one was just as deep, creative, and awesome as ANYONES!!
Please, please, please, don't give up the ship..PLEASE????
I know you are used to men begging and groveling at your feet...
Need I grovel harder?
Thanks for playing, you are one Hot Bee-Otch!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

Monkey Man said...

Love the make up rainbow face and the eff you's. Sounds like your mailman has it in for you.


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