|My favourite place to eat OUT|
|My Favourite Place to Eat - The MIL|
|A Daft Scots Lass and her Boerewors. Dress by Biji Couture|
|My dad and I in the black stretch limo just before the service|
|The Dress and jewellery by Biji Couture|
|The Wedding Cake|
|Don't NOT mention ANYTHING about Camel Toe!|
|My Best Friend, Mandy and I doing what we do best. |
Relaxing in the pool under the South African sun with a glass of wine or five...
|All my amazing girlfriends,|
when we finally got everyone together in the same country!
(two years ago)
|They don't call me Daft for nothin'|
|Strawberry Sorbet for Lunch|
|Mixed Green Salad with Sweet Chilli Cheese and Avo for Supper|
Oh! and a Milo drink
"I played by the rules of politics as I found them." - Richard M. Nixon
|Slobbering Boss trying to tongue fuck your ear|
|Wanna suck on Rudolf's Red Bits?|
|Forget the Tree. |
Why don't you all gather around me this year?
|Get a farting guy!|
This FART Chart is also damn funny.
|First Thing This Morning|
|About 5 minutes ago|