Sunday, 16 January 2011

Normal is just a cycle on a washing machine...

The Flatulence Deoderizer (I shit you not!)


The Fart Pad is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth pad, that is secured inside the underwear similar to a panty liner. It absorbs the intestinal gas odour right at the source before it gets into the air, and others can smell it.






The Hamster Shredder

This useless device doesn't actually shred your hamster (no, no that would just be plain cruel; see gerballing) but this is a paper shredder plonked directly on to of yer wee furry friend's cage to supposedly save you time and effort.  Or something?



Yes, ladies and gentleman, light up your ass while taking a dump!  Open the lid and the light goes on, lower it and it goes off.  Good for those bitches that have love the Battle of the Bathroom Sexes and have an issue with their partner leaving the toilet seat up. 
Available in green or red...

Barfume of paint-stripping quality. 
Prank your pals with this reeky winner!
Get revenge today on that arsehold at work. 
Liquid Ass in his general direction and he won't ask stupid questions again.




perfect for during pregnancy or just plain, lazy fat chicks

11 comments:

Jennifer Kay said...

Please tell me you are joking, although we could definitely use the fart deodorizer in our house with three boys, I would never buy a man pad for them! Ugh.

And the fat chick toenail clipper, really?

Mike Smith said...

Wonderful!

G-Man said...

I would have such a hole blown out of that pad......

Monkey Man said...

That has bee one of my favorite lines about normalcy for over 20 years. I love this post.

Not So Simply Single said...

Where in the world do you come up with this stuff? You have one hell of a creative mind...

How's the no smoking going? Did I miss anything, are you still smoke free?

Lisa in Maui

Jen Sparkles said...

Too funny. I think I may order some of those Fart pads! My hubby needs them! LMAO!

SuciƓ Sanchez said...

I don't watch enough QVC channel.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

actually I need the flatulence deodorizer.....for....

MYSELF!!!!

LOL!!!

What can I say? I eat A LOT of fiber!!

asian dyna said...

Really? How interesting!
Cheers! :)

A Beer for the Shower said...

As a fat, lazy, flatulent hamster owner who often takes midnight bathroom trips, I am highly interested in these products.

Great blog. Following!

Joker_SATX said...

Its amazing...we can spend thought cycles creating this shit but can't get our heads out of our asses long enough to help stimulate our economy.....

nice.....

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