Tuesday, 15 February 2011

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator!

Guys love being surprised with hot, urgent sex that doesn't always involve a long stretch of foreplay beforehand. They also love it when their partner initiates sex for a change as it makes them feel desired.

To keep sex exciting and unpredictable, plan a regular passionate quickie with him - and it doesn't have to be at home. Surprise him at the office or in the car. Take him for a walk in a forest or pop down to the beach without letting him know what's on your mind.

Get yourself excited and ready for sex. 

Think about what you're going to do to him and imagine how it's going to feel for you.  If you know what your arousal triggers are, use these.  Some favourite ones are looking at or reading porn, playing with sex toys, sending dirty emails or sexting telling him what you'd like to do to him or even phone sex.

When you have him right where you want him, make it passionate and urgent. Grab him, feel him up and let him see his favourite bits of you naked. 

Don't bother taking off all your clothes - just enough to allow access. Bite his neck, kiss passionately and deeply, writhe against him. Then just before he enters you, pull away.  

Lock your eyes on his, breathe hungrily, let his eyes run over your naked nipples, thighs and crotch and then slam your bodies together for a wild ride. 

Yeeeeehaaaw!

8 comments:

Sausage Fingers said...

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN OF THE WORLD
Daft Scots Lass Is The Smartest Girl on The Damn Planet.
Cheers to you Red....
and a collective thanks from the men of the world.
Sausage...

Brian Miller said...

that might be the best title i ever read...and so true...i do like some foreplay though...

The Angry Lurker said...

That's one of the best vibrator descrptions I've ever heard, excellent.

Steve Bossenberger said...

You are awesome! I hope all women read this post! Pure Genius.

Xmas Dolly said...

Girlfriend, you are so bad, but so right! We've been doing just that since we've been married, but it's time to come up with something new. Variety is the spice of life!

..R May A.. said...

lol love this post :)

A Beer for the Shower said...

I hope my fiance appreciates it when I forward this to her.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Glad you all appreciate it.

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