Wednesday, 18 May 2011

Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #5

I love this game!

I love writing captions and catch phrases for silly or freaky photos. I do it all the time subconsciously when I see blog update in my Google Reader with a picture.  If the picture is particularly weird and wonderful, I caption it before I open the blog post.  Thats just how I muthafuckin' roll.  Don't judge me, I'm sure you do shit much creepier and more bizarre than that.  (A certain someone I know would eat and digest someone else's scabs for $128.96). 

I shit you not.

However, you guys are so much better at it than I am.

(Entries are judged on originality and the ability to make me cry actual tears of laughter)

So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.


Oilfield Trash said...

In Alabama mothers teach their daughters how to hunt husbands early in life if they can't find one at a family reunion.

cat said...

Our emergency plan for dealing with the dreaded wombles eating pink aliens - bath tub, pink alien elimination gun - all to protect our womble.

Matthew MacNish said...

If my pink assault rifle can't take these motherfuckin zombies out, this goddamn bug-eyed demon wolf will chew their legs off, so they can only crawl.

Then I can run all over tarnation without one zombie makin me holler.

Matthew MacNish said...


This is our last chance for a photo in the tub before Jim-bob starts using it to cook meth, honey, let's get-r-done.

Eric said...

The hottub time machine proves that even the hippie pacifists of the future are armed and extremely dangerous.


When all hell breaks loose, we'll use this tub as a bunker...the dog should feed us for months.

jacksofbuxton said...

The original version of "The Borrowers" didn't go down too well with the critics.

Nolens Volens said...

Customized pink rifle: $375
Wolfie-type dog: $125
Oversized Jacuzzi-style tub: $1,200
Being ready for real-life version of "I am Legend": priceless

Copyboy said...

This is my daughter and this is my son? Where did he...

Lesley said...

Pink assault rifle? Check. Poodle bear? Check. Peace sign on my pants to trick the the members of the zombie apocalypse into thinking I'm no threat at all? Check.

Bring it on, motherfuckers.

Bushman said...

If things go bad and Jimmy can't crack the fruit snack safe then we rendevouz in the tub at 0530!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Oilfield LOL! God I'd love to visit Alabama!

@cat OMG! Wombles!!!

@MacNish gotta love a guy that uses the work "motherfuckin"

@Eric Loved that move "Hot Tub Time Machine". That cracked me up.

@THUNDERCAT Bazinga! Don't make me cover over and twist your nipples, Sista!

@Jacksofbuxton Brilliant!

@Nolens Will Smith is HAWT.

@Copyboy Ooops! :-)

@Lesley You're my gurl! Gotta love sista who uses the word Muthafucker, right?? Right!

@Bushman Fruit Snack, Couldn't it have been chocolate??

Angel said...

I totally suck at the caption game! I love Lesley's one!!

Anonymous said...

I have never seen better than this site.

Curmudgeon said...

Dumb Animal league, the NRA and Breast cancer league. This is how Picasso does volunteer work.

If the next child is a puppy again, I'm shooting it.

I can't stop. Just going through your old ones.


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