Sunday, 29 April 2012

Put a bit of VROOM in yer Make-Up Bag, Bitches

Are you looking for something Xtraordinary for your Mother's Day Goodie Bag?

This may not be the perfect Mother's Day gift for your mum, but perhaps a saucy wee surprise from your hubby isn't a bad idea?

Check out the juicy new range from EdenFantasys. It's called The Screaming O Studio Collection and no woman should be without at least one of these wee gems in her handbag from this steamy collection.

They have the cutest wee vibrating lipsticks that will have you pouting like a Ho in seconds, compacts and blush brushes that will leave your titbits tingling and mascaras and lip glosses that will defintely put a horny twinkle in yer eye and a wry smile on yer dial. 

Gone are those embarrassing moments when your wee tikes pulls our your sex toy from yer handbag and announces at top volume in a very busy shopping mall that mummy's big worm is buzzing. 

With these disguised discret wee power toys, no one will ever know the difference.

Now, if that doesn't rock yer boat or if you think you have enough vibrating friends, then head on over and check out their 50% clearance on spring sexy lingerie and clubwear, which need no batteries.

Hey Plonkers, if you're a real Bargain Bin Bitch like I am, and 50% off is not enough for your moth-eaten purse, they're also having a 70% Off clearance sale on thousands of their other quality items.

Here is your chance to WIN a $55 Gift Certificate from EdenFantasys.

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Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

Think the lingerie for my wife would be better.

Jay Paoloni said...

I detected a one slight sexual reference somewhere in your post...
I think I'll go for the lingerie too.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Alex @Jay then go enter then!!!

Genna said...

I like the vibrating lipstick.

Curmudgeon said...

The hell with my wife. I need a new mesh catsuit.

Lovely Light said...

I would wan to try the edible body paint! Ha.

Kate Ex said...

Gotta get something by Tenga for the husband.

cyn said...

a vibrating lipstick???? yeah count me in!!!


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