Friday, 27 April 2012

X marks The Spot



A to Z Blog Challenge has three days left. ONLY THREE!

Can you believe I'm almost there? 

I have almost made it, Plonkers.  Holy Crapiloa, I never in my wildest dreams I thought I'd make it to the end.  But wee bites, baby steps, gets you there.

Today's Motto is

Xtraordinary




I'd like to hope that at least ONE person thought this of me when I'm dead and gone and the worms are chewing the flesh off my bones.

and the Insult is

Xrated

It's not really an insult but I was stumped and distracted by the letter X.

I did a post a while ago called 10 Things that make me giggle about Porn and I even included "5 Gigs of Porn" when I sung my very own version of The 12 Days of Christmas song in December.


I love all things dirty, risqué, naughty or below the belt. That kind of humour makes me giggle every single bloody time. 

Most people don't want to go below the belt (especially on their blog) for fear of what people may think of them.  Some think its cheap but it fucking funny.

I reckon, we all go below the belt, so why do we have to be so decorous about it?  I guess I'm just a wee bit more gauche than most. 

Happy Friday!

It wouldn't be the same without a pair of Hooker Heels for the weekend.  So staying with the Xrated theme...





Dildo Heels brought to you by Lady Gaga


12 comments:

Nat said...

Hats off to you for coming up with such innovative ideas for the X-rated theme :-)

kirstyb said...

all the way to x well done youx

Bushman said...

Is that called Tom Foolery or Tom Fuckery!

YeamieWaffles said...

I think that Tom and Jerry photo may have just killed my childhood haha, awesome post as usual Lass, X-Rated is probably the dirtiest X word out there, maybe even the only dirty X word so good work.

Joshua said...

So all that fighting between Tom & Jerry was just a lover's quarrel?

Lily Tequila said...

Fantastic Gaga shoes- with multitasking potential, but I would have some hygiene issues :-)

Claire Hennessy said...

You are definitely unforgettable! That Tom and Jerry cartoon has forever ruined me for any future cat and mouse capers.

WhisperingWriter said...

I agree with you, I think it's funny!!

Mel said...

I find x-rated discussion freakin' hilarious. Good times! And those heels...whoa!

DayDreamer said...

Why am I not surprised those shoes belong to Lady Gaga, lol. They look a little slippy to walk in, don'tcha think?
I also can't believe the A-Z Challenge is almost over :0

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

I only go below the belt in bed...

bill lisleman said...

Blog challenges that involve daily posts are tough. Great job making it to the end. So following this x rated theme I'm guessing you might unzip zipper for Z.

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