A to Z Blog Challenge has three days left. ONLY THREE!
Can you believe I'm almost there?
I have almost made it, Plonkers. Holy Crapiloa, I never in my wildest dreams I thought I'd make it to the end. But wee bites, baby steps, gets you there.
Today's Motto is
I'd like to hope that at least ONE person thought this of me when I'm dead and gone and the worms are chewing the flesh off my bones.
and the Insult is
It's not really an insult but I was stumped and distracted by the letter X.
I did a post a while ago called 10 Things that make me giggle about Porn and I even included "5 Gigs of Porn" when I sung my very own version of The 12 Days of Christmas song in December.
I love all things dirty, risqué, naughty or below the belt. That kind of humour makes me giggle every single bloody time.
Most people don't want to go below the belt (especially on their blog) for fear of what people may think of them. Some think its cheap but it fucking funny.
I reckon, we all go below the belt, so why do we have to be so decorous about it? I guess I'm just a wee bit more gauche than most.
It wouldn't be the same without a pair of Hooker Heels for the weekend. So staying with the Xrated theme...
|Dildo Heels brought to you by Lady Gaga|