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I love this game!
I love writing captions and catch phrases for silly or freaky photos. I do it all the time subconsciously when I see blog update in my Google Reader with a picture. If the picture is particularly weird and wonderful, I caption it before I open the blog post. Thats just how I muthafuckin' roll. Don't judge me, I'm sure you do shit much creepier and more bizarre than that. (A certain someone I know would eat and digest someone else's scabs for $128.96).
I shit you not.
However, you guys are so much better at it than I am.
(Entries are judged on originality and the ability to make me cry actual tears of laughter)
So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.
So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.
15 comments:
In Alabama mothers teach their daughters how to hunt husbands early in life if they can't find one at a family reunion.
Our emergency plan for dealing with the dreaded wombles eating pink aliens - bath tub, pink alien elimination gun - all to protect our womble.
If my pink assault rifle can't take these motherfuckin zombies out, this goddamn bug-eyed demon wolf will chew their legs off, so they can only crawl.
Then I can run all over tarnation without one zombie makin me holler.
Or:
This is our last chance for a photo in the tub before Jim-bob starts using it to cook meth, honey, let's get-r-done.
The hottub time machine proves that even the hippie pacifists of the future are armed and extremely dangerous.
When all hell breaks loose, we'll use this tub as a bunker...the dog should feed us for months.
The original version of "The Borrowers" didn't go down too well with the critics.
Customized pink rifle: $375
Wolfie-type dog: $125
Oversized Jacuzzi-style tub: $1,200
Being ready for real-life version of "I am Legend": priceless
This is my daughter and this is my son? Where did he...
Pink assault rifle? Check. Poodle bear? Check. Peace sign on my pants to trick the the members of the zombie apocalypse into thinking I'm no threat at all? Check.
Bring it on, motherfuckers.
If things go bad and Jimmy can't crack the fruit snack safe then we rendevouz in the tub at 0530!
@Oilfield LOL! God I'd love to visit Alabama!
@cat OMG! Wombles!!!
@MacNish gotta love a guy that uses the work "motherfuckin"
@Eric Loved that move "Hot Tub Time Machine". That cracked me up.
@THUNDERCAT Bazinga! Don't make me cover over and twist your nipples, Sista!
@Jacksofbuxton Brilliant!
@Nolens Will Smith is HAWT.
@Copyboy Ooops! :-)
@Lesley You're my gurl! Gotta love sista who uses the word Muthafucker, right?? Right!
@Bushman Fruit Snack, Couldn't it have been chocolate??
I totally suck at the caption game! I love Lesley's one!!
I have never seen better than this site.
Dumb Animal league, the NRA and Breast cancer league. This is how Picasso does volunteer work.
If the next child is a puppy again, I'm shooting it.
I can't stop. Just going through your old ones.
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