Monday Music Jollifications

 

2 More Sleepies and its Christmas.

For Christmas Eve our wee family are going to visit the Lombardi Lions. We'll get to play with the baby lions and take some pictures with them.  It's gonna be a fun and different Christmas Eve.

On Christmas Day, we're going out for lunch this year. Someone else is cooking, someone else is doing the dishes and someone else is cleaning up.  Doesn't get fekking better than that.

We're off to Kenjara Lodge in The Cradle of Humankind, in the bush, for a traditional Christmas Lunch and perhaps a bit of a swim in their rock pool.

Boxing Day will be spent with My Boerewors' family, more food, more jollifications and more prezzies.

So back to the Music... here are some Classics. 

Have a wonderful and happy Christmas no matter what you do, Plonkers.  Love to each and every one of you.  Mwah! Mwah! 

This one is for My Gran, who loved Perry Como...



 Some Christmas Sonny and Cher

 

 Some Mean Girls



 Scary Snowman

 



 The Choir Boys

 

I'm Dreaming of a (Jack) White Christmas!

I'm Back and doing the Christmas edition of Monday Music Moves Me hosted by XmasDolly.

Love that Hooker!





A Very cool Christmas Advert



And of course it wouldn't be Christmas without Jack and Meg from The White Stripes

 

Monday Music Moves Me. Another Offensive Christmas

This entire month's theme is Christmas Songs and I've found dozens of whoppers that I'll be sharing with you over the next month.  Don't you just LOVE Christmas?

Happy Crimble! 

*Warning!* Some of these may be offensive to some because of their adult content.

Christmas Cringe

We really need some fresh and updated Christmas Classics. Don’t you find that its always the same old boring toonz that adorn the festive radio waves at this time of year?  I’m getting a wee bit weary of them.  It actually makes me cringe.


• George Michael and his Last Christmas is just so old and dreary - just like most of the 80s.

• Squealing Mariah’s All I Want for Christmas Is You was simply a boob - just like her augmented chest.

• I’m dreaming of a Whiiiiite Creeesstmaaaas. Bing Crosby is dead peeps! What kinda name is Bing anyway?

• Do They Know Its Christmas?. Bob Geldof is a bit of a nutter at the best of times - who in their right mind, names their daughter “Peaches”? This song is been murdered repeatedly at Christmas. I really do care about feeding the world, but someone should put the Band Aid over Bob’s oral cavity for good.

This year we should be rockin’ it out at Carols by Candlelight with Achmed the Dead Terrorist’s "Jingle Bombs" or  "Hey Santa Claus" Kevin Bloody Wilson - you know, stuff that makes us cheery and jolly, not stuff that has a mind-numbing affect and puts us into a light coma.

May the songwriters of the world unite and give us the gift of new-fangled funky toonz this festive season.