Put a bit of VROOM in yer Make-Up Bag, Bitches

Are you looking for something Xtraordinary for your Mother's Day Goodie Bag?


This may not be the perfect Mother's Day gift for your mum, but perhaps a saucy wee surprise from your hubby isn't a bad idea?


Check out the juicy new range from EdenFantasys. It's called The Screaming O Studio Collection and no woman should be without at least one of these wee gems in her handbag from this steamy collection.


They have the cutest wee vibrating lipsticks that will have you pouting like a Ho in seconds, compacts and blush brushes that will leave your titbits tingling and mascaras and lip glosses that will defintely put a horny twinkle in yer eye and a wry smile on yer dial. 

Gone are those embarrassing moments when your wee tikes pulls our your sex toy from yer handbag and announces at top volume in a very busy shopping mall that mummy's big worm is buzzing. 

With these disguised discret wee power toys, no one will ever know the difference.

Now, if that doesn't rock yer boat or if you think you have enough vibrating friends, then head on over and check out their 50% clearance on spring sexy lingerie and clubwear, which need no batteries.

Hey Plonkers, if you're a real Bargain Bin Bitch like I am, and 50% off is not enough for your moth-eaten purse, they're also having a 70% Off clearance sale on thousands of their other quality items.

Here is your chance to WIN a $55 Gift Certificate from EdenFantasys.

Valentines Day Gift Ideas

You have 5 more shopping days until Valentine's Day.  

So, have you bought or made your gift yet, Plonkers?  I hear most of the men mumble "well, no" because, the majority of the men leave their gift-buying until the day before.  They get to the store and realise everything has doubled in price and its only the dregs that are left.  You land up getting your lovely 3-day-old roses and foosty chocolates. 

Not cool!  Here's a few brilliant ideas that she'll love. Trust me!

Go Visit EdenFantasys have some really sweet and naughty Valentines Day gift ideas if you Plonkers haven't started shopping already.  I have marked some things off on my wishlist.

Take a lookie-lookie at their romantic Valentines Lingerie, which they just happen to do in plus sizes, so us chunky lassies can hop into them too and get a bit of Frisky on.

Oh So Pretty!


Sweetheart Red Lace Teddy $26.99



I Love you Baby Doll $34.99

If romantic lingerie doesn't juice yer lemon, EdenFantasys also have Massage Oil Candles, which claim to be "Better than Roses".  Hot or Wot?

Or why don't you indulge your lovely lady with a bottle of sweet smelling Perfume to get your motor racing?  However, if your sinus allergies do not approve of her musky scents, try all their different kinds of saucy Books and DVDs - guaranteed to get both yer fancies tickled.

EF even have a bunch of Beauty, Body, Makeup and Skincare products which will make your partner smack of hotness.  But, if your foxy female doesn't enjoy pots, potions and lotions, you could get yer jollies on with their fun Games and Gags.

Your one-stop Valentine's Day Shoppe!

Go get something for your wantun woman and if there is just too much to choose from get her a Gift Certiciate and she can do her own shopping.  Oh and you know how us lassies love to shop! 

If you wanna slip in a wee something for me, feel free, just don't think that gives you the right to stalk me, Creepo.

Happy Dildo Shopping!

♥ EdenFantasys Giveaway Winner ♥

Congratulations to lucky number 13 who wins a $30 Gift Certificate from EdenFantasys

and Lucky # 13 is Cyn - The Purple Goddess!

Email me at info@redpepa.za.net and you can go Christmas Toy Shopping!

Congratulations.

Show Yer Ta-Tas Some Love!

October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month and EdenFantasys are creating awareness of the disease and are running Video Competition to raise funds for research into its cause, prevention, diagnosis, treatment and cure.  

Head on over there and you could win a gift basket with $500 of luxury pink toys from EdenFantasys.

Breast Cancer Awareness Month also offers information and support to those affected by breast cancer as well as providing a platform for breast cancer charities to raise awareness of their work and of the disease and early detection.

A way you can become a part of this is by doing regular breast self-examinations and have your annual mammogram.  By doing your self-examination you can detect the disease early and save your life!

Here's how to do you own 5 Step Breast Exam:

1. Begin by looking at your breasts in the mirror with your shoulders straight and your arms on your hips. Now, raise your arms and look for the same changes.
2. While you're at the mirror, look for any signs of fluid coming out of one or both nipples (this could be a watery, milky, or yellow fluid or blood).
3. Next, feel your breasts while lying down, using your right hand to feel your left breast and then your left hand to feel your right breast. Use a firm, smooth touch with the first few finger pads of your hand, keeping the fingers flat and together. Use a circular motion, about the size of a quarter.
4. Cover the entire breast from top to bottom, side to side — from your collarbone to the top of your abdomen, and from your armpit to your cleavage. Follow a pattern to be sure that you cover the whole breast. You can begin at the nipple, moving in larger and larger circles until you reach the outer edge of the breast. You can also move your fingers up and down vertically, in rows, as if you were mowing a lawn. This up-and-down approach seems to work best for most women. Be sure to feel all the tissue from the front to the back of your breasts: for the skin and tissue just beneath, use light pressure; use medium pressure for tissue in the middle of your breasts; use firm pressure for the deep tissue in the back. When you've reached the deep tissue, you should be able to feel down to your ribcage
5.  Finally, feel your breasts while you are standing or sitting. Many women find that the easiest way to feel their breasts is when their skin is wet and slippery, so they like to do this step in the shower. Cover your entire breast, using the same hand movements described in Step 4.

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