My Fantabuloso Followers

Mr Knowitall and Nitebyrd were kind enough to send me pictures of their Daft Scots Lass Tattoos (the trick is to actually wear them G-Man!).  They will be featured forever under the Prize Plonkers tab at the top of my bloggy.


Thanx again, guys

Nitebyrd: Taken 12/03/2011 at The 16th Annual Buzz Bake Sale in West Palm Beach, Florida.
The Bake Sale was an all day rock concert with all the bands listed on the card propped in front of the beer!  Me and the tattoo had a fabulous time!

G-Man showing me his "Term of endearment"

Walmart Plonkers

Walmart People never cease to amaze and amuse me.  

Here are some of the latest contenders for Plonker of the Year.

Is she actually wearing knickers?  My eyes are bleeding from trying to locate them.

Lets hope she's at Walmart to buy a bra or perhaps she's just shoplifted two pork roasts.

Is that Lester Flem.  Nice boots!

Britney has let herself go again!

How the "GI Jane camo trend" should not look.

Freidagurtz Finkelstein is always surprised to see me at the checkout.

I wonder what Lady Gaga has planned for that pie filling.

If the hole in  your jeans is big enough for someone's hand to reach inside, don't complain when someone squeezes yer arse!

Poor Barney is stuck where the sun don't shine

Reaching for a Yoga video, this MILF looks HAWT in her short-shorts.

Slipper and purple hot pants are huge this season.  Especially on Elephant Girl.

Ollie Hopnoodle displays his thong.