Happy Father's Day

My Weekend in pictures.

Happy Father's Day to my Boerewors who is an awesome dad and hubby.  We went out to Cafédomancy for Breakfast.

My Boerewors enjoying his hot chocolate

A Daft Scots Lass with her cuppa tea

Kaylin enjoying her toast

Megan having pancakes

Kaylin's Father's Day gift she made at school

Coolest Dad Evar!!!

Tea Time

My Boerewors with the gift that the girls got for him. 

Yesterday, I invited a few friends over for a Potjiekos but little did they know, I was going to put them to work. 

I was painting my red home-made Telephone Box for my Heros and Villains 40th birthday party and I got the rest of the crowd involved by packing sweeties, cutting out 'bang', 'pow' and 'boom' labels for the sweeties.  I got them cutting out superhero buntings and other wee jobs.  I was so grateful for the help.  I was actually gonna spend most of the weekend doing it but now I have Sunday free.  Great pals I have.

Mandy and Percy cutting out the bunting amongst drinking wine and such...

Norman getting creative

 Then we got silly with the fish-eye effect on my camera.

My, my what beeg eye you have

My, my what big nose you have..

Penny-Pup

My, my DSL what big blue eye you have

 

Emma-Pup

My Daft Girls showing off their ballroom-inspired dance moves.

and Kaylin wears a DRESS?! for the occassion

 Another surprise this weekend was Kaylin lost another tooth.  Tooth #2.  I was asking her how wobbly her tooth was so I asked her if I could feel.  As I was wobbling her tooth she jerked away from me and all I heard was "crack".  Her tooth was hanging by a thread so she pulled her tooth out by herself.  The Tooth Fairy was summonded that night and she got a small fortune of cash for a very beautiful tooth.

Kaylin fish-eye

A Daft Scots Lass and her wee lass

Mandy

My, my Megan, what big teeth you have...

Freaky Fawk You Friday

Its Fawk You Friday over at Boobies

Fuck You to the collection of 9 million hadidah ibis birds that hide in our trees, outside our bedroom and wake me a 5am every fucking morning with they "waahwaah" at full volume!  My boerewors has a paint ball gun with your name on it!!! Watch out, Tweety!

Fuck You to the fat genes that I was blessed with or cursed with rather.  I have to watch EVERYTHING I eat.  I put on 2lbs just looking at slice chocolate fudge cake, 3lbs if I sniff it and 5lbs if I lick the bastard.  Fuck those calories - surely by now modern technology could have invented some ingenius Slim Pill that makes and keeps your skinny...

Fuck You to our long-haired cat who causes me to spray my twangy mucus and make it airborne for everyone to suck in and let those little bacteria fuckers breed in my tiny off-spring's immune system.  I am considering shaving Pickles - then all have a sphinx and won't be sneezing over everything and everyone.

Fuck You to Creme Soda that my kids love but turns their teeth a beautiful shade of Hulk green.  What is in that shite?  Its like green glue.

Fuck You to the local gym who want to charge me R599 per month to join their facility!  That is $86 - I don't wanna fucking buy the equipment, I just wanna use it a few times a week.  For that price I want a fucking back massage and pedicure every time I step through the door!  Jaysus, I could save up the money I'd spend on gym for 6 months and get me some liposuction!

Final Fuck You to the eyebrow dye that I left on a wee bit too long last night and now I have a pair of Bozo The Clown brows.  Thank God I have a long fringe!