Showing posts with label year end dysfunction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label year end dysfunction. Show all posts

Monday, 3 December 2012

Year-End Dysfunction


To answer some of your questions, beautiful Plonkers....I'm not back as a daily blogger.  I'll just be posting stuff from time to time...

This year our work's Year-End Function's theme was "Summer of Yester Year" and so we went back to our childhood.  A colleage and I decided to go as a Duo.

Mario and Luigi

The party was held at The River Cabin and the day was sunny, relaxed, casual and clearly a "budget" party, but it was a such a great atmosphere.  We played all our favourite childhood games;  pass the parcel, musical chairs, egg and spoon race and we even got to throw water balloons and build a homemade kite.


Our Party Picnic Bags
Luigi aka A Daft Scots Lass

Mario and Luigi

The Party Bus travelling to the venue


The Sweeties and Snacks Table


The Straw and Bales of Hay where we hung out for the afternoon.

Homemade Lemonade

Picnic Place

Picnic Party Bags continaing a sarmy, biltong, nuts & trail mix, a music CD,

View of the river

Making the Kite

Trail to the Kite Lauch Site

Launch the kite

The View from the Balcony Building

Musical Chairs
 

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

10 Christmas Holiday Survival Tips

Get a handle on your health these holidays with our top ten festive season survival tips for managing your diet, sleep, fitness and more...

There’s no escaping this time of the year. As the festive party season begins, all those late nights, hangovers and mince pies will start leaving you feeling anything but merry. Avoid the festive free-fall by following these festive season survival tips. 

Eat before you party
More debauched parties means more early morning fast food for most of us.

Voice of Reason: Eat a balanced meal before you head out – not only will it stop you from eating greasy fried food later, but it will also stop you from overeating at parties.

Comment:  *cough* Bullshite *cough* 

Manage your indigestion
Rich foods, eating on the go and festive stress can all be overwhelming for your delicate digestive system and mean you pile on the calories and get fat too.

Voice of Reason: Try to avoid too many turkey dinners with all the trimmings, rich puddings and mince pies  Stick to protein-rich snacks like peanuts, rather than bread-based ones, to prevent feeling bloated. Take your time over meals and chew each mouthful properly to combat indigestion.

Comments:  Are you fucking shittin me?


Drink carefully
We don't plan to get completely legless and do a pole dance the work Christmas party but its a fact that we consume more alcohol over the festive season. This not only affects your weight, it also has a major impact on the way you look and feel. Hangovers aren't pretty and they are definitely NOT for sissies.

Voice of Reason:  Abstaining completely and completely unrealistic, however, you should limit your intake. Have a glass of water between each alcoholic drink, add soda water to a small glass of wine to make a longer-lasting spritzer and avoid sugar-laden cocktails or mixed drinks. Remember to call a taxi if you’ve had too much or nominate a driver amongst friends.

Comment:  Water?  Spritzer? WTF??

Rehydrate before bed
Drinking a few glasses of water before bedtime will not only reduce your hangover, but will also prevent your skin from drying out and looking like wrinkled prune.

Voice of Reason: Coconut water is an excellent alternative as it replenishes lost fluids and helps boost your immune system. A sports drink, although high in calories, also rehydrates and replaces the minerals that alcohol removes from your body.

Comment:  Need to pee?

Remove your makeup
You come out of that dark party hall looking like a battered panda cross racoon.  Don’t punish your skin further by neglecting to take your makeup off at the end of a big night out.

Voice of Reason : It may feel like an effort (especially after three bottles of wine), but this will allow your skin to breathe and regenerate while you get your beauty sleep. Use face wipes for quick removal and when all your makeup is off, apply a nourishing moisturiser to avoid a party-parched complexion.

If you wear contact lenses, don’t forget to take them out too of they will stick to your eyeballs like shit to the carpet.

Comment:  Where's the washcloth?!

Get as much sleep as you can
Party season means your sleep patterns are bound to be unsettled. Sleep deprivation has a knock-on effect on your looks, attention levels, decision-making ability and mood. In other words by the time 2 January rolls around you look 20 years older and have developed a twitch.

Voice of Reason: To ensure you get a good night’s sleep, avoid drinking alcohol three hours before going to bed. If possible, stay away from caffeine too for six hours before sleeping.

Comment:  Avoid caffeine?  Thats the only thing that keeps me alive! 
tea bags on eyes 
De-puff your eyes
Late nights and overdoing it take their toll on your windows to the soul.

Voice of Reason:  Apply a cold, moist tea bag under each eye for 10 minutes in the morning – the tannin in the tea reduces puffiness and is a cheap way to stop bags under your eyes. Avoid rubbing your eyes when you wake up as this only makes the bags worse.

Comment:  Avoid waking up.

Don’t neglect your feet
Dancing all night in those oh-so-pretty 5½ inch stilettos may buy you confidence, but your feet will feel it the next morning.

Voice of Reason:  Try not to wear killer high heels every night – and if you absolutely have to, invest in some gel cushions for those throbbing bunions. Show your feet some love by applying a good moisturiser to prevent blisters.

Comments:  How can I neglect my hooker heels during party season?

Work in workouts
Make sure you fit your workouts into your week – I hear you groaning.  

Voice of Reason:  Take the stairs instead of the lift, walk up the escalator and park further away from stores. Any exercise will help reduce your stress levels and balance out those extra snacks.

Comments:  This proves far too difficult.

Beware of the sun
You know the drill. If you live in the southern hemisphere like wee moi, you need to wear sunscreen every day.

Voice of Reason:  Not only will this be preventing skin cancer, but you will also avoid skin damage like sunburn, wrinkles and fine lines. Use a moisturiser with an SPF to save you time but reapply if you spend most of your day outdoors.

Comments:  Just do it!



Now that you're fully prepared for the festivities, go have FUN!

Saturday, 3 December 2011

December Derby Pix

A Daft Scots Lass




Cindy, Tarryn and Bronwyn
Cathy

Anne

Group Shot


The Play Team

The Tables

One of the best hat winners

Runner Up

Some of the lassies from work

Derby Hobby Horse Race
Winning Prize

Charlene

The Dance Floor

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

December Derby

Our Year End Dysfunction at work has been organised. 

Our first clue we received was a carrot with a note attached which said:

Our fun is like a carrot, growing underground
You can see just a little at the top
But 1 December it will pop.



The next clue we got was this one


We got our final invitations yesterdy and its all about a December Derby. 

We're going to the Turffontein Race Course. 

Derby hats and fancy outfits here we come.  Got any ideas?

I do have my eye on a cute Mad Hatters Hat but the shipping from the states is three times more than the price of the hat!! 





Saturday, 13 November 2010

We've been invited to our Year-End Dysfunction



This year our year end function is Shake, Rattle and Bowl.

Yeah we're doing it 50's style this year and everyone who reads my blog knows I LOVE dress-up parties.  This year is no different and, now that I know who will be in my Bowling Team, we've decided on costumes, props and other exciting details.  I can't reveal much just yet as there are colleagues who read by blog and the Fuckers will probably steal my ideas.

I can tell you our team name is "Bowl me Over!"

Looking forward to another year-end function letting our hair down and full of fun, laffs and cute costumes...

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