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Its Toozday, which means....
.....Da-da-da-daaaaah you need to caption a daft image of mine.
.....Da-da-da-daaaaah you need to caption a daft image of mine.
I didn't have a Caption My Photo Competition last week because of BlogFestivus but here is this week's cracker to caption.
Ready?
Go!
Ready?
Go!
14 comments:
The one night at the Hall of Justice that the female members of the Justice League wished they could forget....
Here goes:
"Diet Pepsi: It gives you wings!"
or
"PCP Pillowfights: Not Even Once."
Mouuuusssseeeee!!!!!!!
Drunk and away!
I can't top Brian's comment.
But: How Many Members of the Sweedish Bikini Team Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb?
"Okay, okay, okay, okay...on the...the count of three, we jump. Okay? Okay. On-one...two...umm...jump!"
Brian probably has it, but my first thought - "Heaven..."
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
BREAKING NEWS on CNN....we have visuals of the Orange County Drum Majorette Squad taking evasive action shortly after one of the team pulled the plug out of the helium-filled mascot's butt. Eye witnesses say that for a short time it sounded like a room of Donald Ducks had moved in, but there are no reports of injuries...aside from the mascot, which was found lying deflated behind the wardrobe.
It's dominoes night at Charlie Sheen's place
Headline: Attack of the Flying Panties!
AP - Wearing those panties is dangerous to your health - women are known to spontaneously fly off the ground. Said one wearer who barely survived the surprise, "I had just taken my pants off when I found myself flying through the air!"
It looks like the incidents occur when the unlucky ladies are pantsless, as evidenced in the photo above. Women are advised to either have a firm grip on towel racks when disrobing or for those who may not be able to maintain their grip, go commando until the flying panties are identified and captured.
Or.....
Thanks for the help, girls. Now will someone please tell me HOW THE FUCK I TURN THIS THING OFF???
So this is what happens when you wear Michael Jordan underwear.
And so when the women from Venus finally reached Earth's orbit, they realised zero gravity wasn't going to work for them.
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