Merry Christmas!

Have an awesome Christmas Day!

May all your wishes and dreams come true and like birds, lets leave behind what we don't need to carry.  Pain, Sadness, Fear and Regrets.

Fly light!

Enjoy the day.

Freaky Friday - Episode 5 - Man with Two Penises

Freaky Friday

Theme : Circus Oddities

Jean (or Juan) Baptista dos Santos is said to have been a “Gipsey”, born in Faro, Portugal around 1843, to normal parents with two other normal children. His career as an exhibitionist seems to have been confined strictly to medical circles; in 1865 turned down a sum of 200,000 francs to appear for two years with a French circus. He possessed two functioning penises and three scrota, the outer two of which each contained a single testis. Dos Santos claimed that the central scrotum had also contained a pair of fully-formed testes, but that these had retreated into his abdomen when he was ten years old.

Has she ever heard of waxing?

Freaky yet beautiful

I've always been facinated by contortionists..

Smoke gets in yer eye.  Why would anyone do this?  Stoopid Fucker!

These aren't circus freaks but I thought I'd throw in a Christmas Oddity to celebrate the day.

Have an Awesome Christmas Day!!!

Christmas Eve Traditions

What will you be doing on Christmas Eve?

Some countries and people open their gifts on Christmas Eve.  To me this is just wrong!  What is left for Christmas Day expect stuffing yer face with the turkey? 

On Christmas Eve some people play endless Christmas Carols and decorate their tree.  Some people attend midnight candlelit church service and go to family to had out gifts.  Some people have a special Christmas Eve dinner.

Here are a few of our family traditions for Christmas Eve.

We usually watch "Dinner For One" or "Wizard of Oz" before hanging up our Christmas stockings.  We put out cookies and beer milk for Santa. Our Reindeer get crunchy fresh carrots and we sprinkle "Reindeer Food" on the lawn so that Santa's Reindeer knows which house is

Our Reindeer Food consists of oats and plenty glitter. 

So that when we sprinkle it on the lawn at night,
the moon will make it sparkle bright. 
As Santa's reindeer fly and roam,
this guides them to our humble home.

A fairly new tradition of ours (introduced last year) with our very close group of friends is the exchanging of R30 gifts with everyone.  Last year there was about 20 of us, this year its about 16 of us.  We each buy each other a gift no more than R30.  Sometimes its more exciting trying to find a gift that cheap than actually receiving them.  They can be gag gifts or something useful or something that reminds you of a specific someone.  It is usually a mountain of gifts and stay up until midnight to open them (even the little ones).  Its a lot of fun and laughs.

This year we are having a burger braai for supper and will hang around the house playing 30 Seconds or Twister or some other equally lame games that you normally NEVER play but its fun to have all our friends together to enjoy Christmas Eve.

What are your Christmas Eve Traditions???  I'd love to hear how they all differ.

Kaylin Gets It Chopped Off

Went to get Kaylin's hair chopped off today as she has such fine hair.

 She's only ever had ONE haircut in her life.

All her baby frizz and curls are gone but she looks so cute now. 

The short bob suits her cheeky nature.

KK Before

KK After

Sponge Bob Square Pants : The Sponge That Could Fly

Last night took us off to Carnival City's Big Top Arena to see the live performance of Sponge Bob Square Pants.

Firstly the couldn't find my Have You Heard tickets and gave us "left over" tickets which took us right to the back and side of the venue.  We couldn't see half the stage!  Even the big screne tvs were our of our vision.  But with open seats all over the place, we moved to better seats where we could see the entire stage just as the show was about to begin (20 minutes late I may add).

Despite all this, the girls thoroughly enjoyed the show which was very colourful, full of laughs and music.  Even the "big kids" aka My Boerewors and I enjoyed ourselves.  A very talented cast of performers and elaborate sets.  The girls danced and clapped along.  A fun night out for the family.

Well worth taking the kids and paying a little extra for "good seats near the middle".  Go to Computicket to book tickets.  Its running until 30 December and has shows during the day too for the little ones.

On the way to the show

the stage

the audience

Back home and two knackered girls