Happy 200!

This week is Xmas Dolly's 200th week of Monday Music Moves Me.  It's a Grand Celebration and this week's theme is songs that describes you, as well as a few foot-tapping celebration songs.

Go link up and share you music.  If you don't want to link up, pop on over to the lovely Xmas Dolly, say hello to my friend and congratulate her on her long-standing 200th week of an awesome bloghop linky.  She is a super special lady with a heart of gold.

Lets get to it.

A Fantastic Celebration song

 

 

Here's a song that describes me - Offend in Every Way - and of course its by The White Stripes. Always gotta slip Jack White in there somewhere

 

Here's another song that describes me very well....rambling as I usually do. My lips don't stop flapping

- just ask my poor hubby

Foo Fighters Tickets Bought!

Foo Fighters are coming to South African in December.

Today tickets went on sale at 9am and there was loads of excitement, frustration and butterflies in tummies to get tickets online.

I managed to get tickets by 9:17 and I can't wait until December.

Now I just need some Fooz merchandise.  Any ideas?



I'm coming, Dave....

Caption my Photo Competition

This week I have another cool prize to giveaway.  For all those mum's who don't quite know how they're going to entertain their kiddiewinks this school holiday, this is the answer for you....

You could win 2 tickets to DSTV Kids Extravaganza with Mr Maker.  

All you have to do is caption my daft photo and the funniest, whackiest, silliest caption wins.

The Winner will be drawn on Tuesday, 1 July and the tickets are for the Friday, 4th of July show at 15h30 at the Vodacom Dome.

 Unfortunately this is for South African residence only.

Monday Music Moves Me

 

This week's Monday Music Moves Me theme over at Xmas Dolly is a freebie, when means we can share anything we want! 

I always love this because it doesn't restrict me at all. 

Here are my selections this week: 

These guys are awesome



 The South African version version



Jack White - Blunderbuss



Jason Mraz




 Taxi Violence - Love Sick Rock 'n Roll



Remember to come back for Caption my Photo Competition tomorrow.  Another great prize to be won.

And The Winner Is....

Congratulations to Lizna Erkelens who wins the Caption My Photo Competition.  

Enjoy your R200 Melissa's - The Food Shop gift vouchers.

Happy Shopping!  Send me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com

Here's the winning caption:

I’m sexy, I’m cute
I’m popular to boot
I’m bitchin’, great hair
The boys all love to stare
I’m wanted, I’m hot
I’m everything you’re not

39 Again!

Rock 'n Roll

This week's Monday Music Moves Me theme is Rock 'n Roll.

There are so many options with this one

Go link up with Xmas Dolly.

Here goes Elvis Presley epitomizes 50s Rock 'n Roll

 

Rockabilly Band from Cape Town.
Peachy Keen.
Those these lassies

 

 One of the few songs by The Beatles that was sung by Ringo, their drummer

 

 Little Richard

 

 No Monday Music is complete with a Jack White song

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Awesome Giveaway Coming Soon....

Have you got young kiddies?

Do you enjoy taking your kids to live events?

Are you wondering what to do with your wee ones these school holidays?

Do you live in Johannesburg?

I will be holding a brilliant giveaway soon just for you guys.

Keep an eye on the blog....

Are You Google? Because you're all I've been searching for.

From cavemen making suggestive remarks about mammoths to impress their she-folk, to Romeo wooing Juliet on her balcony, the pick up line has always been a useful tool in the seduction process. You may not be the toughest or the best-looking guy, but the right combination of words may well be the key to a woman’s heart. 

Yet tradition has led to cliché, and now the pick up line is sometimes seen as corny. Even so, whether your come-on is greeted with approval or skepticism, it’s still a great way to start a conversation. But with so many candidates, which line is the most famous of all?

25. “How YOU doin’?”
One of the newest lines on the list, and it’s all down to a fictional character. Joey from Friends was the heartthrob, so you might want to emulate his success with women. As character impressions go, this is a better choice than, say, Austin Powers.

24. “I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.”

If you’re looking to sound both sleazy and intellectual, this may be the one for you. But don’t go so far as to produce and laminate an actual seduction library card. That’s going a little too far.

23. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw!”

This one requires a lot of confidence and depends on the delivery. You need to be understated, and not to sound too pleased with your “punchline”. Also, don’t do an actual jaw-drop. It will scare people and show those old fillings.

22. “You with all those curves! And me with no brakes!”

A real classic, though one to be careful with. A woman who’s sensitive about her weight may take it the wrong way.  Be careful of the back hand.

21. “Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?”

This bold choice couldn’t be anything but a line. Just hope she doesn’t actually have any raisins, or you might get sidelined into the sexy and fascinating topic of comparing dried fruit.

20. “I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”

Although probably unlikely to yield direct results, this is still a great conversation starter. Though it may present a problem if the woman is Amish.

19. “You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.”

This one is great - an indirect approach, and one that makes it clear you’re not on your own. But make sure you do actually have a friend with you, or you might come across as A Crazy Freak, rather than cute.

18. “Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

A real gamble. This one is best attempted after you’ve had a few drinks. It could be taken badly, but if it’s not, you know you’re in for an interesting night.

17. “I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.”

Classy and informative. Not only does it work as a line, but it’s always useful to have a chick with First Aid skills.

16. “You know what would look great on you? Me.”

Lure them in with a question about fashion, and then crush their hopes (and possibly their body) with your follow-up. Probably a little too threatening, especially if you’re on the heavy side.

15. “Excuse me, but I’m new in town; can I have directions to your place?”

Play the innocent outsider and you may be able to attract a girl who’s looking to take care of you. But don’t use the line if you actually do live nearby or the whole plan will fall apart.

14. “Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mum and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”

For the old-fashioned romantic. No one could object to this sweet approach, but they may question why you need a quarter when everyone has a cell phone. Hopefully she won’t be that pedantic.

13. “Do you have a map? Because I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”

This one might be slightly too sweet. Also, make sure you’ve been talking for a while before using this line. Getting lost in the eyes of a stranger from across the room takes a creepy amount of concentration.

12. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”

On the one hand you’re implying she’s an angel (good); on the other hand you’re implying that she’s a clumsy angel (not so good). You can modify this if you see a girl with an obvious (but not too serious) injury.

11. “What’s your sign?”

This will immediately work on one sort of person, but will immediately turn off the other. Assess your target before using this one. If she’s carrying wind chimes or wearing crystals, go for it.

10. “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”

Don’t try this one if you’re a) already at an airport, or b) suffering from severe chest pains. It would just get confusing.

9. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”

Cute, but not grammatically correct. Of course, saying “I’d put U and me together” doesn’t make much sense in alphabetical terms, so just hope you’re not talking to a college graduate.

8. “Is it hot in here or is it just you?”

Simple and effective. Using this line in a sauna will either ruin it or make it ten times better. There’s no way of knowing without trying it out.

7. “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”

This famous line must have worked at some point. Still, we’re not sure if you want to imply that a woman is looking tired, even if it’s part of a compliment.

6. “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”

We’re now entering the realm of the most famous of pick up lines. No one’s going to take this next one at face value, but it might be lame enough to break the ice.

5. “I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!”

This is probably too earnest to work in the 21^st century, but if you’re committed enough you might be able to pull it off. Don’t try it in a heavy metal bar, though. It could be taken as an insult.

4. “Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes.”

As conversation starters go, “Was your father a thief?” is about as good as you can get. We’re not sure whether having stars in your eyes would be a good thing in reality though. You’d probably get too hot.

3. “Do you come here often?”

The vanilla of pick up lines. Inoffensive, genuine and slightly boring. But anything this widespread must be successful.

2. “Where have you been all my life?”

One of the best lines of all, this makes you seem romantic and yet interested. It can lead you down so many conversational roads, it’s definitely a great way to say hello, especially if you’re not taking yourself too seriously.

1. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”

The most famous of all pick up lines is patronising, dismissive and yet incredibly widespread. The majority of women will probably not appreciate being thought of as ‘nice’, so make sure to judge your target well, and lace the line with irony if necessary.

Go ahead, use one today.

Gastric Eyelash Surgery #OutOfYourComfortZone

Lazaretto

 

This is the week that Jack White releases his new record "Lazaretto".  Long-awaited by Jack White fans....make sure you go get your vinyl version of your Ultra LP at Third Man Records. It's pressed on split-color blue-and-white vinyl and coupled with exclusive album art.

It has so many other cool features, including an angel hologram and hidden tracks. On top of that, the record plays backwards. You start the needle in the middle and it plays outwards. How cool is that??

Here he is live in Houston earlier this month

Caption My Photo Competition *Giveaway*

 

It's Friday, Plonkers and I have a great little Giveaway for you.

You know the deal...caption my daft photo, make me giggle and win a R200 Melissa's Food Shops Gift Voucher.  Go check them out. Their chocolate nougat is to DIE for.

I normally run these competitions for one week only, but because I have this really lovely prize to giveaway, I will run this competition for two weeks or so.

To enter, leave a comment.  For an additional entry, Tweet my blog post (remember to leave the link in the comments) or tag @ADaftScot @Melissas_ZA on Twitter #ADaftScot #WIN


Ready?

Go

Unfortunately, this is only open to South African readers.

A Man Walks Into a Bar....

We've all done it....we've all had a drink or five and when its time to go home, our pals say to us "Are you okay to drive?" and the answer when we've had too many bevvies is :  "I'm fiiiiiine!!".

We become invincible, we become arrogant, we loose our inhibitions and think we are Superman.

Firstly this is NOT a sponsored post.  

Did  you know?  Research indicates that 50% of people who die on South African roads, are over the legal blood alcohol level?  That's HALF!  That's a frikken scary stats, Plonkers!

The legal limit for alcohol in the blood is 0.05gms per 100mls and the breath alcohol content limit is 0.24mls per 1000mls.  And did you know, it is illegal to refuse a blood test or breathalyser in South Africa?

If a driver is prosecuted and it is not proven that the alcohol content is less than 0.05 grams per 100 milliliters, it is assumed that the blood-alcohol level is over this limit. If convicted of a drink driving offence, the driver loses their licence for a minimum period and a hefty fine can also be issued.

So, wouldn't you rather have Scooter Angels on speed dial?

Two “Angels” are dispatched to your location within an hour of calling. One of them will drive you home safely in the comfort of your own vehicle, while the other follows to collect the designated driver afterwards. 

Could it be more simple? and safe!

Scooter Angels are in Joburg, Pretoria, Cape Town and Durban. 

Give them a ring when you need a sober driver!

Southern Rock

This week's Monday Music Moves Me theme is Southern Rock over at Xmas Dolly. 

Head on over there, link up and share your best Southern Rock Tunes. There are so many, but here are a few of my favourites.


 

 With Jimmy Page!