Caption My Photo Competition #Win

Hi Pretty Plonkers

Remember this?

Caption this image and you can #win a wee special sumthin'-sumthin' from wee me.

Whoohooo, right?

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Awesome Giveaway Coming Soon....

Have you got young kiddies?

Do you enjoy taking your kids to live events?

Are you wondering what to do with your wee ones these school holidays?

Do you live in Johannesburg?

I will be holding a brilliant giveaway soon just for you guys.

Keep an eye on the blog....

Caption My Photo Competition *Giveaway*

 

It's Friday, Plonkers and I have a great little Giveaway for you.

You know the deal...caption my daft photo, make me giggle and win a R200 Melissa's Food Shops Gift Voucher.  Go check them out. Their chocolate nougat is to DIE for.

I normally run these competitions for one week only, but because I have this really lovely prize to giveaway, I will run this competition for two weeks or so.

To enter, leave a comment.  For an additional entry, Tweet my blog post (remember to leave the link in the comments) or tag @ADaftScot @Melissas_ZA on Twitter #ADaftScot #WIN


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Unfortunately, this is only open to South African readers.

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition Re-Launch

Hey Beautiful Plonkers.  Its time to re-launch my Toozday feature:  

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition

For all the Plonkers that are not familiar with my Photo Caption Competition slash Giveaway, here's how it works;  I post a daft and freaky photo on my blog everyTuesday, you lovelies get to leave a Comment Caption for the photo and the best one that makes me laugh the loudest and cackle like an old whore, wins!  

What do I win, I hear you ask?  Well, no other than a FANDADIEDOSIE Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.  Go check out some of the previous Prize Plonkers sporting their pretty fucking awesome temporary ink!  Bonus points for wearing your tattoo, even more bonus points for taking a picture of you wearing the tattoo.  Jackpot points for sending me the pictures and allowing me to upload it on to my very special Prize Plonkers page here on A Daft Scots Lass' bloggy.

and coz they're so brilliant and that's how I roll..


Pay close attention to this one...

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MyMemories Digital Scrapbooking Giveaway

I was asked to review MyMemories Digital Scrapbooking Software and have a wee bit of a giveaway on my blog.


As I’ve only ever used a couple of digital scrapbooking software packages before, I was a little nervous that it would take me forever to get used to the programme. I am certainly no fekking software expert.

The only experience I have with digital scrap booking has been buying some photo books online and having to download their software and using only their programme.

So….

Once you have gone through all the MyMemories Suite templates and categories and you know what you’re looking for, you can set up a pretty cute page within a few minutes.

The MyMemories online store is pretty extensive, with plenty albums to choose from and is really reasonably priced. They have gift certificates available and plenty free downloads too.

My Memories Suite is easy to use, easy to navigate and an all-round great package to use if this is your passion. My Memories Suite is the Winner of the TopTenReviews "Gold Award", so it can’t be too shite.  They also have a very cool blog that has tutorials, freebies and weekly challenge for you digital scrapbooking junkies.

Now go and ENTER my giveaway and win a full version of MyMemories Suite V3.  You have one week left to enter.

Something I whipped up in just a few minutes

Caption My Photo Competition #37

Hey Lovely Plonkers, Caption this Cracker!

This week you can win:

A Daft Scots Lass temporary Tattoo

and

a wee Jane Eyre book / trinket box.  A perfect wee gift for valentines day.

2000th Post

Yippeeee. It's my 2000th post Plonkers!

I'm going to celebrate by giving away a few of my Daft Scots Lass tattoos.

All you have to do is tell me where you would display your temporary tattoo and then when it arrives in the mail, take a photo to confirm you and prove your craziness!  Be creative.

Check out where some of the other tattooed Plonkers put their ink

And The Winner Is...

And this week's Caption my Photo Winner is fellow Crazy Chick from lafemmeroar.   Send me an email (info@redpepa[dot]za[dot]net with your postal address and I'll be sending you a wee something



This weather is perfect for my high beams ...

 

EdenFantasys Giveaway

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Caption My Photo Competition #17 and Win Some Bling

It Toozaday!!! and you know what that means, right?  If not, you haven't visiting my blog enough so shame on  you.

This week's Caption My Photo Competition involves a really nice giveaway PRIZE.  Oh yeah!!

Oh don't worry Plonkers, my A Daft Scots Lass Temporary Tattooz are still up for grabs but I've added in a wee extra something that I bought from Pippa at {the thrift collection} with you Lovlies in mind!

Triangle-Cut Amethyst Dress Ring





Purple Gorgeousness!


This week will be a wee bit different.  The winner will be choosen by a random number generator thingie.  So leave your Captions below and the winner will be choosen on Saturday (as usual).  Remember you can leave more than one caption, you may Tweet it too if you like too.  

So here is this week's photo. Go Caption it and make me laugh!!

 

{The Thrift Collection} Giveaway

Recently, I bought this awesome Beige Trench Coat with pretty frills and round hem as well as a few other goodies from {the thrift collection}. 

Pippa collects vintage treasures and sells them on her blog.  This local lady from Durban is quite a sweetheart and when I received my parcel from her, I was super excited! 

I could tell she had taken such care and love puting my goodies together.  Because of that, I want to give her blog a Shout Out so that all you South Africans give her a visit and make a purchase. 

Wearing my new Trench Coat

Pretty Package from Pippa

Such care and love went into her delivery complete with an awesome recipe.  What a gorgeous wee touch!



Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #14

Caption my Freaky Photo and win a wee giveaway. 

If you've got any cool images that you want me to use for this feature, pop me an email with the image info@redpepa.za.net

What's your hilarious take on this mutha?

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #13

Competition #13 - unlucky for some, but who will be the lucky one this week?  

Dazee sent me a copy of her wearing one of my famous Tattoos.  Thanx Dazee your photo will join the others in Blogasm!



Caption my Freaky Photo and win a wee something from me. 


Enjoy captioning this cracker!

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #3

It's one of my newest and favourite blog games and I just love all the comments I get when y'all play it. 

It tickles me to no end....

Here's the next one in the "Caption My Freaky Photo" series. 

See #1 and #2 if you missed them.

Enjoy writing for this one and, as usual, you might just win a wee something....

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Sausage Fingers

Hey, Plonkers!  Happy Good Friday.

The Winner of Caption my Freaky Photo #2 is Sausage Fingers but Aaron was a very close second.  Congratulations, you clever people!

Drop me an email at info@redpepa.za and I'll snail mail your goodies!

Thanx again for all the people to captioned.  You always make my day!




Cheryl knew that one day her degree from the Gene Simmons Tongue Academy would serve her well, boobies here I come.......

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #1

Write a caption for this photo!

A caption that makes me cackle like an old whore with a over-sized carrot jammed up her wet apricot.

Freaky Fucker!

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2011 Gauteng Homemakers Expo at The Coca Cola Dome - 24 to 27 February

Yes, its that time of year again...I'm workin my tail off for the Expo.

♥ GIVEAWAY ♥   

♥ GIVEAWAY ♥ 

♥ GIVEAWAY ♥

I'm giving away Two Double sets of Complimentary Tickets to the Expo. Email me emailing me and I'll make sure you get the tickets!

The Gauteng HOMEMAKERS Expo is certain to make you fall in love ♥ with home all over again this February.

Homeowners wishing to improve their living area and those searching for new ideas and latest trends are sure to find what they are looking for.

This year the Gauteng HOMEMAKERS Expo 2011 presents 11 themed areas, adding a new dimension to the HOMEMAKERS visitor's experience.

Apart from the 620 stands showcasing the latest in home lifestyle, the expo also highlights consumer trends with some exciting new features. Landscapers put a spin on garden lustre in Courtyard Couture,Décor on a budget six top designers show you how to achieve creative brilliance without breaking the bank. Young creative artists will illustrate their latest work in the ever popular Future of Design and HOMEMAKERS will be doing their part for charity by fully supporting the Joburg Child Welfare 100 doors project. This initiative sees artists and celebrities creatively jazzing up over 100 doors, many of which will be displayed and auctioned at the expo. 

Be sure not to miss the dedicated Kids Area situated on the mezzanine level this feature will tantalise all parent and kids alike with the array of children’s furniture, toys, clothing and accessories.

Craft is back and is taking not only the continent, but the world by storm, and that is why we are showcasing the best in crafting ideas at this year's expo.  Li Edelkoord, top international trend forecaster, predicted that 2011 will be marked by a rise in creative spirit, a desire for fantasy and the expression of our subconscious. Be sure not to miss the Creative Craft area situated on the mezzanine level, its sure to make those creative fingers itch!

Show Times:

Thursday & Friday: 10:00 to 19:00
Saturday & Sunday: 09:00 to 18:00

See you there!   

Great Book Giveaway

This week I'm giving away some awesome books! 

Amongst them is Marian Keyes, Ann Gadd and Caroline Leaf.

The reason I am doing this, is that I have many books I have been lucky enough to be gifted with and, I have either got two copies of, or I have never read them.  Shamefull, I know.

I've decided to give my blogger readers a chance to win them.

All you have to do is :

1.  Become a Follower

2.  Leave a cooky comment

3.  For giveaway entry, you can make a post on your own blog with a link to my blog post giveaway.

And....if you've read one of these fantastic books, let me know what you thought about it. 

Simple as that....

Books are Rockin'!

Necklace Giveaway

Head on over to Being Brazen to read about her Necklace Giveaway from Friedasophie Jewellery Design.  Their stuff is pretty and unique and I just love the original shapes of the pieces.

Here are some of her awesome earrings available as Chirstmas gifts.