Caption My Photo Competition #Win

Hi Pretty Plonkers

Remember this?

Caption this image and you can #win a wee special sumthin'-sumthin' from wee me.

Whoohooo, right?

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Have you got young kiddies?

Do you enjoy taking your kids to live events?

Are you wondering what to do with your wee ones these school holidays?

Do you live in Johannesburg?

I will be holding a brilliant giveaway soon just for you guys.

Keep an eye on the blog....

Caption My Photo Competition *Giveaway*

 

It's Friday, Plonkers and I have a great little Giveaway for you.

You know the deal...caption my daft photo, make me giggle and win a R200 Melissa's Food Shops Gift Voucher.  Go check them out. Their chocolate nougat is to DIE for.

I normally run these competitions for one week only, but because I have this really lovely prize to giveaway, I will run this competition for two weeks or so.

To enter, leave a comment.  For an additional entry, Tweet my blog post (remember to leave the link in the comments) or tag @ADaftScot @Melissas_ZA on Twitter #ADaftScot #WIN


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Unfortunately, this is only open to South African readers.

Caption My Photo

Happy Toozday everyone.

Caption my Photo Competition today, is a wet pussy. 

Caption this image and win a wee something from me.

Ready?

Go.

 

Caption My Photo Competition #28

 

Well, this week's image had me chuckling and thinking up my very own daft captions.

All I can say is "Go Pooch!"

So, you know what to do my Pretty Plonkers.  

Caption this image and the best caption wins a wee prize from me.


Ready?

Be funny

Go!

 

Caption my Photo Competition #27

Just a reminder that I'm running this competition for another week, because I was so late post last week.

So, you beautiful Plonkers know the drill.

Leave a comment, captioning my daft image below and you can win a wee something from me.

Don't forget to go Nominate me

 

And This Week's Winner Is....

 

This week's Caption my Photo Competition was brilliant.  You guys make me smile every week and I appreciate every single comment.  I wish I could make ever one of you winners, but then it wouldn't be a competition, would it?   I got so many cool captions..you Pretty Plonkers rock my face off. 

Here is this week's winner:

L. Diane Wolfe from Spunk on a Stick

Send me your mailing address and I'll send you a wee something from A Daft Scots Lass.

After that, Disco Dave's roller-skating days were over. So was his ability to reproduce, for which many were thankful.

 

Caption My Photo Competition #23

Toozday means its time to caption a daft photo of mine and win a wee something from me.

Ready?

You know what to do.

Caption this whooperdoodle

Caption My Photo Competition #22

Feeshy Feeshy....

Caption this image, make everyone laugh and win an awesome prize from A Daft Scots Lass.  Be creative, be original, be witty, be funny - just caption it, Pretty Plonkers.

I wonder what shade of lipstick she's wearing....salmon smooch?

  

And The Winner Is...

And this winner of this week's Caption my Photo Competition #21 is:

Little Miss Medic 

Yay!  Congratulations Miss Clever Knickers...

Now email me at adaftlass@gmail.com with your mailing address and not only, will I be sending you the cutest pack of funky goodies you evar did see..., but you will be featured on A Daft Scots Lass Meet The Plonkers Wall of Fame with the cool kids.

Life will never been the same.

"How to have a pee in the bath, without getting wet. Genius if I do say so myself!"

Thats what SHE said....

Caption My Photo Competition #21

There are so many caption possibilities for this image.  I almost feel sorry for this pup - almost.  I wish I could enter this one.

Best caption wins a wee something from me.

Ready?

GO

Caption My Photo Competition #20

 

 
Win A Daft Scots Lass tattoo and some yummy Source Roots of Nature hand cream in Moroccan rose and sensuous amber.  Good enough to eat, y'all.

Simply caption this daft image of mine, Plonkers.  

Best description wins.  Winner will be announced on Saturday.

Couldn't be more simple.

 

Caption My Photo Competition #19

Toozday means its time to make a funeeeee and caption a daft photo of mine.  I still love doing this feature after years of silly images.  I hope you're still enjoying it.

If it's getting a bit tired, let me know, and I'll concoct something else in my big black pot.

If you still think its worthwhile, caption this one...

Caption My Photo Competition #15 and Win

This week's image to caption really makes me drool for a couple of reasons.

Ready?

Go.

Caption that saucy photo.

Caption my Photo Competition #13

Its Toozday, which means you get to caption a daft photo of mine...

Caption this whopper and win a wee something from me.

Congrats to last weeks winner was Don.  Email me yer mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com

Caption My Daft Photo Competition #5

 

Its Toozday, which means its time to get your grey matter churning and concoct a witty and thigh-slappingly funny caption to my daft photo.  

Who knows, you could win a brilliant wee something from me.  Speaking of the "wee somethings", I'm wondering if the previous three winners have received their snail mail from me? 

If so, let me know.  Pop me a mail at adaftlass@gmail.com

Here's this week's daft photo to caption.

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And The Winner Is....

Congratulations to this week's lucky winner 

Kellie over at Delightfully Ludicrous.

Here's what she captioned:

The job was hard, the hours gruelling ... but the perks were second to none!

Kelly, email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll be sending you a wee something from me. Thanks to everyone who commented and left a caption. You lovely Plonkers rock my fekking face off.

I'm a Weena, Wena!

In other words, I'm a winner!  WhoooofrikkenHoooo, Plonkers.

In October, I assisted Bailey Schneider on Twitter with the Old Mutual Shesha Tuks Celebrity Bloggers Amazing Race Challenge.

Helping Bailz decipher clues given to her, and zipping around Sandton in her very own Tuk-Tuk Taxi to ultimately come in 4th in the Challenge. 

It was so much fun to be a part of it  (even if it was just behind my keyboard watching my Twitter feed)

I was not only thanked by the beautiful Bailey on her blog, but I got contacted recently to say I'd won a prize for assisting her with the clues on the day.

I'll be receiving my brand new Kindle soon!

Can you say excited??  That's an understatement!!!

The Gorgeous Bailey and her driver

Well done to all the bloggers who took part; Warren Harding, Damon Crawford, Hendri Lategan, Dean Oelschig (who was the overall winner of the Challenge), Mike Stopforth, Mike Sharman, Thulane Hadebe, Lerato Sengadi and Lucia Mthiyane.

 

Thank you to Old Mutual, Shesha Tuks and Bailey Schneider for gifting me with such a great prize - just when I needed it the most.

Caption My Photo Competition #61

Tuesday isn't so bad...It's a sign that I've somehow survived Monday.

This is the time where you get to caption one of my daft photos and win a prize from me.

Ready?

Go!

Caption My Photo Competition #58

Hiya lovely Plonkers, I had an interesting conversation with a colleague today about booty calls and talking dirty. 

Being single and not having time for a steady boyfriend, my colleague mentioned that she hasn't had any bed action in a while.  I told her that surely she has someone in her past that she can booty call.  Someone that could dust away the cobwebs with no strings attached.  She said she wouldn't know how to ask for something like that, as she's been out of the dating game for a while. 

She asked me for some advice.

I wondered why she'd want to take advice from a 40 year old who has been out of the dating game for 14 years!  She said she's never been able to booty call anyone, let alone talk dirty.  She said she always felt too self-conscious. 

What advice would you give to her?  How does an attractive, middle-aged woman who needs a good shag, phone an ex-fling up and request a booty call without giving the bloke any expectations of anything other than just a one-night thing?

It's Toozday, my lovelies, so that means you get to caption a daft image of mine and win one of my Daft Scots Lass tattoos. 

I found this marvel recently and thought it would elicit some creative juices and waggish witicisms from you brilliant bunch.

Go, do it.  Caption it.