Caption My Photo Competition #Win

Hi Pretty Plonkers

Remember this?

Caption this image and you can #win a wee special sumthin'-sumthin' from wee me.

Whoohooo, right?

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Caption My Photo Competition and #WIN

It's Toozday, Pretty Plonkers  - that means you get to caption one of my whacky images.

The funniest one wins. 

Ready? 

Go!

 

Caption my Photo Competition

This week I have another cool prize to giveaway.  For all those mum's who don't quite know how they're going to entertain their kiddiewinks this school holiday, this is the answer for you....

You could win 2 tickets to DSTV Kids Extravaganza with Mr Maker.  

All you have to do is caption my daft photo and the funniest, whackiest, silliest caption wins.

The Winner will be drawn on Tuesday, 1 July and the tickets are for the Friday, 4th of July show at 15h30 at the Vodacom Dome.

 Unfortunately this is for South African residence only.

Caption My Photo Competition *Giveaway*

 

It's Friday, Plonkers and I have a great little Giveaway for you.

You know the deal...caption my daft photo, make me giggle and win a R200 Melissa's Food Shops Gift Voucher.  Go check them out. Their chocolate nougat is to DIE for.

I normally run these competitions for one week only, but because I have this really lovely prize to giveaway, I will run this competition for two weeks or so.

To enter, leave a comment.  For an additional entry, Tweet my blog post (remember to leave the link in the comments) or tag @ADaftScot @Melissas_ZA on Twitter #ADaftScot #WIN


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Unfortunately, this is only open to South African readers.

Caption My Photo Competition #24

Put your imagination and creativity to good use today and Caption a daft photo of mine.

Orion's Belt taking a little strain.

Caption this one, my Lovelies

Caption My Photo Competition #19

Toozday means its time to make a funeeeee and caption a daft photo of mine.  I still love doing this feature after years of silly images.  I hope you're still enjoying it.

If it's getting a bit tired, let me know, and I'll concoct something else in my big black pot.

If you still think its worthwhile, caption this one...

Caption and Win #16

Happy Toozday, lovely Plonkers.

Last week's winner is :

Louisa

Here is what she captioned.  Louisa, email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com, and I'll send you a wee something from me.

Lactose intolerant? Well, you don't have to eat chocolate to enjoy it

Now enter this week's Caption Competition and win a wee something from me.  

Here is it....

Caption my Photo Competition #13

Its Toozday, which means you get to caption a daft photo of mine...

Caption this whopper and win a wee something from me.

Congrats to last weeks winner was Don.  Email me yer mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com

Caption My Photo Competition #11

I interrupt The July Blog Challenge again for my regular Toozday feature :  Caption my Photo Competition.

All you have to do is check out my daft image down below and come up with a clever, witty, funny caption to make us all laugh and win a wee something from me.

Oink. 

Caption my Photo Competition #9

 

It's my favourite blog post of the week, because you get to Caption a daft photo of mine, and I get to laugh at your brilliant comments.

Don't let me down, my lovely Plonkers.  

Caption this whopper and win a wee something from me.

 

Caption My Photo Competition #8

Hey Plonkers, Toozday means it's Time to win a fandabidozie Daft Scots Lass Tattoo by captioning my daft photo.  This week I'm throwing in something extra (that's all I'm saying)

  

The caption that makes me laugh the loudest, wins. 

Simple as that.

Winner will be announced on Saturday.

And The Winner Is...

Congratulations to this week's Caption my Photo Competition: 

Ashley Nixon

Please email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll send you a wee something from me.

"I'm sexy and I know it." 

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Thank you for playing Caption my Photo Competition each week Plonkers.  You have no idea how many smiles and giggles I get out of your comments and captions.

Keep it Up!  You Lovelies Rock my Face Off

This week's winner is 

Alex J. Cavanaugh

He captions this clever whooper.  Go visit is Epic Blog.

One wrong move on that unicycle and he'll become a unich.

Caption my Photo Competition #6

 

Happy Toozday, my Lovely Plonkers. 

I'm so looking forward to you guys concocting a caption for this whopper!  So, leave a caption in the comments section below, and you could win an awesome Daft Scots Lass tattoo all the way from South Africa. 

Oh I know you want it, you can't resist, right?

 

Don't forget to email me at adaftlass@gmail[dot]com if you want to advertise your business for free on my blog.

Caption My Photo Competition #3

Happy Toozday, my beautiful Plonkers.  

Over the weekend, I took the dogs for a walk.  One of the leashes got tangled around my ankles and I fell with all my weight on my pinkie finger (and I ain't a small lass). 

It fucking hurt like a Bitch!  

I was sobbing, bleeding and my hand started bruising and swelling immediately.  I thought I'd broken my hand or at least my finger, because the pain was so bad.  I didn't go the the emergency room immediately because my youngest lass had a play date with a friend and I figured if the swelling hadn't gone down by the time KK's playmate had gone home, I'd go to the ER.

The swelling hadn't subsided, even though I'd kept it elevated and soaked it in cold water for a half an hour or so.  I decided 2 hours after the accident to take myself off to the ER to make sure I hadn't broken anything.  The pain was still quite bad.

Three xrays later and no fractures, it was just a bad sprain.  They cleaned out the wound (FUCKING Ouch!) and the doctor said it wouldn't need a stitch if I looked after it.  So, back home 2 hours later with pain killers and my medical insurance cringing.

Leaving the hospital the parking guy said "Six Rand, please".  I said "Six Rand?! Daylight robbery!".  He said "Nah, its cheap".  I said "Yeah, cheaper than in there!" pointing to the Emergency Room.

Now back to the Competition?

Caption this whacky image and win a brilliant Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.

Caption My Photo Competition #2

Hey lovely Plonkers its Toozday, which means its time to Caption my daft Photo Competition and make us all laugh out loud.

The best caption wins a wee something special from me.  Ready?

What is your hilarious caption for this zany image?

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition Re-Launch

Hey Beautiful Plonkers.  Its time to re-launch my Toozday feature:  

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition

For all the Plonkers that are not familiar with my Photo Caption Competition slash Giveaway, here's how it works;  I post a daft and freaky photo on my blog everyTuesday, you lovelies get to leave a Comment Caption for the photo and the best one that makes me laugh the loudest and cackle like an old whore, wins!  

What do I win, I hear you ask?  Well, no other than a FANDADIEDOSIE Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.  Go check out some of the previous Prize Plonkers sporting their pretty fucking awesome temporary ink!  Bonus points for wearing your tattoo, even more bonus points for taking a picture of you wearing the tattoo.  Jackpot points for sending me the pictures and allowing me to upload it on to my very special Prize Plonkers page here on A Daft Scots Lass' bloggy.

and coz they're so brilliant and that's how I roll..


Pay close attention to this one...

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Caption My Photo Competition #62

Toozday means its time to caption a daft photo of mine and win a fantasticlicous Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo. I know you want one.

If you don't fancy doing that, or can't think of anything remotely funny or creative, go check out my Weekend Vlog that I did on Saturday.

Caption My Photo Competition #58

Hiya lovely Plonkers, I had an interesting conversation with a colleague today about booty calls and talking dirty. 

Being single and not having time for a steady boyfriend, my colleague mentioned that she hasn't had any bed action in a while.  I told her that surely she has someone in her past that she can booty call.  Someone that could dust away the cobwebs with no strings attached.  She said she wouldn't know how to ask for something like that, as she's been out of the dating game for a while. 

She asked me for some advice.

I wondered why she'd want to take advice from a 40 year old who has been out of the dating game for 14 years!  She said she's never been able to booty call anyone, let alone talk dirty.  She said she always felt too self-conscious. 

What advice would you give to her?  How does an attractive, middle-aged woman who needs a good shag, phone an ex-fling up and request a booty call without giving the bloke any expectations of anything other than just a one-night thing?

It's Toozday, my lovelies, so that means you get to caption a daft image of mine and win one of my Daft Scots Lass tattoos. 

I found this marvel recently and thought it would elicit some creative juices and waggish witicisms from you brilliant bunch.

Go, do it.  Caption it.

Caption My Photo Competition #57

Time to caption another humdinger of a daft image, so haud yer wheesht, Plonkers.

Last week I had AimeeKay sent me a photo of her fabulous Daft Scots Lass Tattoo.  Seeing as she suffers from skin allergies, she plastered her brilliant tat all over her feeshy tank. 

Thanx for a great photo of yer Temporary Tattoo.

 

Here's your chance to win your very own wickedly wonderful Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.

Caption this manky whopper.

Go have a lookie at my 40th Birthday Bash photos HERE