Caption My Photo Competition #Win

Hi Pretty Plonkers

Remember this?

Caption this image and you can #win a wee special sumthin'-sumthin' from wee me.

Whoohooo, right?

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Caption my Photo Competition

This week I have another cool prize to giveaway.  For all those mum's who don't quite know how they're going to entertain their kiddiewinks this school holiday, this is the answer for you....

You could win 2 tickets to DSTV Kids Extravaganza with Mr Maker.  

All you have to do is caption my daft photo and the funniest, whackiest, silliest caption wins.

The Winner will be drawn on Tuesday, 1 July and the tickets are for the Friday, 4th of July show at 15h30 at the Vodacom Dome.

 Unfortunately this is for South African residence only.

Caption My Photo Competition *Giveaway*

 

It's Friday, Plonkers and I have a great little Giveaway for you.

You know the deal...caption my daft photo, make me giggle and win a R200 Melissa's Food Shops Gift Voucher.  Go check them out. Their chocolate nougat is to DIE for.

I normally run these competitions for one week only, but because I have this really lovely prize to giveaway, I will run this competition for two weeks or so.

To enter, leave a comment.  For an additional entry, Tweet my blog post (remember to leave the link in the comments) or tag @ADaftScot @Melissas_ZA on Twitter #ADaftScot #WIN


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Unfortunately, this is only open to South African readers.

Caption My Photo Competition #28

 

Well, this week's image had me chuckling and thinking up my very own daft captions.

All I can say is "Go Pooch!"

So, you know what to do my Pretty Plonkers.  

Caption this image and the best caption wins a wee prize from me.


Ready?

Be funny

Go!

 

Caption My Photo Competition #24

Put your imagination and creativity to good use today and Caption a daft photo of mine.

Orion's Belt taking a little strain.

Caption this one, my Lovelies

Caption My Photo Competition #23

Toozday means its time to caption a daft photo of mine and win a wee something from me.

Ready?

You know what to do.

Caption this whooperdoodle

Caption My Photo Competition #22

Feeshy Feeshy....

Caption this image, make everyone laugh and win an awesome prize from A Daft Scots Lass.  Be creative, be original, be witty, be funny - just caption it, Pretty Plonkers.

I wonder what shade of lipstick she's wearing....salmon smooch?

  

Caption My Photo Competition #20

 

 
Win A Daft Scots Lass tattoo and some yummy Source Roots of Nature hand cream in Moroccan rose and sensuous amber.  Good enough to eat, y'all.

Simply caption this daft image of mine, Plonkers.  

Best description wins.  Winner will be announced on Saturday.

Couldn't be more simple.

 

Caption My Photo Competition #18

I'm a day late this week.  Forgive me!  

You know the drill, Lovely Plonkers.  You caption a daft photo of mine, make everyone laugh and the winner gets a wee something special from me.

Here is this week's installment.

Caption My Photo Competition #17

Happy Toozday my Lovelies. 

Time to Caption this whack-a-doodle image and win A Daft Scots Lass keepsake that you'll eternally treasure.

You know you wannnnnaa.

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Caption My Photo Competition #12 and Win

Caption this cuddly image and win something special from me.....

Caption My Photo Competition #11

I interrupt The July Blog Challenge again for my regular Toozday feature :  Caption my Photo Competition.

All you have to do is check out my daft image down below and come up with a clever, witty, funny caption to make us all laugh and win a wee something from me.

Oink. 

Caption my Photo Competition #9

 

It's my favourite blog post of the week, because you get to Caption a daft photo of mine, and I get to laugh at your brilliant comments.

Don't let me down, my lovely Plonkers.  

Caption this whopper and win a wee something from me.

 

Caption My Photo Competition #8

Hey Plonkers, Toozday means it's Time to win a fandabidozie Daft Scots Lass Tattoo by captioning my daft photo.  This week I'm throwing in something extra (that's all I'm saying)

  

The caption that makes me laugh the loudest, wins. 

Simple as that.

Winner will be announced on Saturday.

Caption my Photo Competition #7

Firstly, Happy Birthday Day to Me.

I'm 29...

...again.  

Last year at my Superheros Birthday Party

Erm, I mean, 39...well, 39 plus a wee bit.  Oh okay....I'm an old fart and will NOT divulge my real age.  This year is nothing special.  There will be no huge party or celebration.  I have to go to parent's evening on my birthday this year.  

Good Times.

Moving along...

  

Kellie over at  Delightfully Ludicrous sent me the most awesome email the other day.   

Kellie

You see, Kellie won one Caption my Photo Competition #2 and I sent her a couple of my brilliant Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoos.

Kellie is so soopa sassy, because sent me a magical pic of her wearing my awesome ink.  It doesn't get better than that.  A perfect birthday prezzie, Kellie [except a pair of Christian Louboutins, of course].  

Thanx again, Kellie.

Now back to Caption my Photo Competition #7

  

This image made me giggle even before you lovely Plonkers have  written a clever caption.  

So, knock yerself out writing a funny caption for this one.

Caption my Photo Competition #6

 

Happy Toozday, my Lovely Plonkers. 

I'm so looking forward to you guys concocting a caption for this whopper!  So, leave a caption in the comments section below, and you could win an awesome Daft Scots Lass tattoo all the way from South Africa. 

Oh I know you want it, you can't resist, right?

 

Don't forget to email me at adaftlass@gmail[dot]com if you want to advertise your business for free on my blog.

Caption My Daft Photo Competition #5

 

Its Toozday, which means its time to get your grey matter churning and concoct a witty and thigh-slappingly funny caption to my daft photo.  

Who knows, you could win a brilliant wee something from me.  Speaking of the "wee somethings", I'm wondering if the previous three winners have received their snail mail from me? 

If so, let me know.  Pop me a mail at adaftlass@gmail.com

Here's this week's daft photo to caption.

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Caption my Photo Competition #4

It's Toozday.

Caption That, Bitches

Caption My Photo Competition #3

Happy Toozday, my beautiful Plonkers.  

Over the weekend, I took the dogs for a walk.  One of the leashes got tangled around my ankles and I fell with all my weight on my pinkie finger (and I ain't a small lass). 

It fucking hurt like a Bitch!  

I was sobbing, bleeding and my hand started bruising and swelling immediately.  I thought I'd broken my hand or at least my finger, because the pain was so bad.  I didn't go the the emergency room immediately because my youngest lass had a play date with a friend and I figured if the swelling hadn't gone down by the time KK's playmate had gone home, I'd go to the ER.

The swelling hadn't subsided, even though I'd kept it elevated and soaked it in cold water for a half an hour or so.  I decided 2 hours after the accident to take myself off to the ER to make sure I hadn't broken anything.  The pain was still quite bad.

Three xrays later and no fractures, it was just a bad sprain.  They cleaned out the wound (FUCKING Ouch!) and the doctor said it wouldn't need a stitch if I looked after it.  So, back home 2 hours later with pain killers and my medical insurance cringing.

Leaving the hospital the parking guy said "Six Rand, please".  I said "Six Rand?! Daylight robbery!".  He said "Nah, its cheap".  I said "Yeah, cheaper than in there!" pointing to the Emergency Room.

Now back to the Competition?

Caption this whacky image and win a brilliant Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition Re-Launch

Hey Beautiful Plonkers.  Its time to re-launch my Toozday feature:  

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition

For all the Plonkers that are not familiar with my Photo Caption Competition slash Giveaway, here's how it works;  I post a daft and freaky photo on my blog everyTuesday, you lovelies get to leave a Comment Caption for the photo and the best one that makes me laugh the loudest and cackle like an old whore, wins!  

What do I win, I hear you ask?  Well, no other than a FANDADIEDOSIE Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.  Go check out some of the previous Prize Plonkers sporting their pretty fucking awesome temporary ink!  Bonus points for wearing your tattoo, even more bonus points for taking a picture of you wearing the tattoo.  Jackpot points for sending me the pictures and allowing me to upload it on to my very special Prize Plonkers page here on A Daft Scots Lass' bloggy.

and coz they're so brilliant and that's how I roll..


Pay close attention to this one...

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