Caption My Daft Photo Competition #5

 

Its Toozday, which means its time to get your grey matter churning and concoct a witty and thigh-slappingly funny caption to my daft photo.  

Who knows, you could win a brilliant wee something from me.  Speaking of the "wee somethings", I'm wondering if the previous three winners have received their snail mail from me? 

If so, let me know.  Pop me a mail at adaftlass@gmail.com

Here's this week's daft photo to caption.

Go

 

Tattooathan March 2013

Spot the Temporary Ink

Unlike my fucking kick-arse temporary tattoos that you can win on my blog, South Africa is holding a 2013 Tattooathon.

The Tattooathon is about getting inked, having fun and doing it for a good cause: helping kids beat cancer!

During March 2013, Tattooathon will be colouring skin around SA.

Why I hear you say?

Firstly, it’s for a good cause, namely CHOC.

The CHOC Childhood Cancer Foundation SA was established in 1979 by a parent group in Johannesburg. The organisation does not receive funding from government and rely heavily on donations from caring corporates, individuals and parents of children with cancer. Donations and fund raising projects like Tattooathon are therefore the lifeblood of the organisation.

Secondly, if you’ve got a tattoo you’ll know that familiar itch of looking for an excuse to get another one.


Last year, the first Tattooathon raised over R70,000.00, sprouted from a simple idea: encourage people to get tattooed, raise funds for kids battling cancer and alter the stigma attached to having a tattoo. From concept to money in the bank, this outcome was achieved in 5 weeks. This level on enthusiasm lead the organisers to fully embrace the possibility that the Tattooathon event could, in fact, become more than a fun local event.

Go book your tattoo appointment HEREwith one of the many artists and studios involved in the Tattooathon.

If you're not feeling brave enough to get permanently inked, you can always just DONATE your hard earned dosh towards the cause and I will send you one of my awesome temporary tattoos - just cause you can't have enough ink on your bod!

All you have to do is let me know you donated and I'll send you one for FREEEEEEE.
 

And The Winner Is...

This week's Caption My Photo Competition winner is Lisa from Not So Simple Single

Lisa wins a couple of FABTASTICO Daft Scots Lass tattoos and a Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë jewelry book-box just coz she's a potty mouthed HOT mama.  She dared to say pussy on my blog, dirty skank!  You gotta love her.

"You said pussy? You said pussy? Where is that pussy?"

2000th Post

Yippeeee. It's my 2000th post Plonkers!

I'm going to celebrate by giving away a few of my Daft Scots Lass tattoos.

All you have to do is tell me where you would display your temporary tattoo and then when it arrives in the mail, take a photo to confirm you and prove your craziness!  Be creative.

Check out where some of the other tattooed Plonkers put their ink

And The Winner Is...

The winner of this week's Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #15 is BlackLOG!

Congratulations, dude not only did your caption make me laugh but it was the longest and most descriptive caption we've ever had. 

What a lively and vivid imagination you have!!!

Here it is:

"Steve soon realised that when his wife finally agreed to swinging they were still worlds apart in their understanding of the concept. He was just grateful hers didn’t involve rope but was starting to wonder how she was getting on with the nice couple he had setup them up with and hoped she wouldn’t react too badly when she found them naked in her living room…."

Contact me at info@redpepa.za.net and I'll send you a wee something for winning!

Caption My Photo Competition #15

Its Toozday which means...*drum roll* Caption my Photo!  Oh Yes, Plonkers, you could win one of my awesome Daft Scots Lass tattoos just like My Own Private Idaho did.

Thanx for the photo, dude and you'll be posted in Blogheads with a linky-link.  Whoohoo!

Now here's this week's photo. 
So what are you waiting for, go caption it~

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #7

I think I'll start having themes from my weekly Caption My Freaky Photo Competition. 

What do you think?

Once again, I'm relying on you creative and talented Plonkers to help with suggestions.

Pop me and email at  info@redpepa.za.net with your theme ideas.

Caption This One, Bitches and win a free sample of a wee sumfink from The Daft Scots Lass!

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #6

I declare this week's

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition

now open.

Caption it and win and wee something from A Daft Scots Lass.

This one makes me so hungry 

I could eat a nun's arse through the convent railings!  Just gimme the chocolate one and no one gets hurt.

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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #5

I love this game!

I love writing captions and catch phrases for silly or freaky photos. I do it all the time subconsciously when I see blog update in my Google Reader with a picture.  If the picture is particularly weird and wonderful, I caption it before I open the blog post.  Thats just how I muthafuckin' roll.  Don't judge me, I'm sure you do shit much creepier and more bizarre than that.  (A certain someone I know would eat and digest someone else's scabs for $128.96). 

I shit you not.

However, you guys are so much better at it than I am.

(Entries are judged on originality and the ability to make me cry actual tears of laughter)

So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #4 and Win

Yes Plonkers! It is indeed time again for my "Caption my Freaky Photo" Competition.

You know what to do.

Write a funny and clever caption for this photo and put it in the comments section below.

Oh, you know you love this game and you know you want one of the infamous Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoos.

(Hey! Just by the way! I'm still waiting for previous winners - you know who you are - to send me their pictures wearing my temporary Ink so I can post them on this here wee Bloggy. Don't make me name names)

Happy Mother's Day!!!

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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #2

I know y'all love doing it and I got GREAT responses last time.  You're all such a clever bunch.  I have more Daft Scots Lass Tattoos to giveaway. 

So, go Caption this baby and Tweet this post.

A Daft Scots Lass' custom-made temporary tattoos

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