MyMemories Digital Scrapbooking Giveaway

I was asked to review MyMemories Digital Scrapbooking Software and have a wee bit of a giveaway on my blog.


As I’ve only ever used a couple of digital scrapbooking software packages before, I was a little nervous that it would take me forever to get used to the programme. I am certainly no fekking software expert.

The only experience I have with digital scrap booking has been buying some photo books online and having to download their software and using only their programme.

So….

Once you have gone through all the MyMemories Suite templates and categories and you know what you’re looking for, you can set up a pretty cute page within a few minutes.

The MyMemories online store is pretty extensive, with plenty albums to choose from and is really reasonably priced. They have gift certificates available and plenty free downloads too.

My Memories Suite is easy to use, easy to navigate and an all-round great package to use if this is your passion. My Memories Suite is the Winner of the TopTenReviews "Gold Award", so it can’t be too shite.  They also have a very cool blog that has tutorials, freebies and weekly challenge for you digital scrapbooking junkies.

Now go and ENTER my giveaway and win a full version of MyMemories Suite V3.  You have one week left to enter.

Something I whipped up in just a few minutes

How to Win MyMemories Software

I have a fantastic giveaway for you beautiful Plonkers.

MyMemories have given me a full version of their awesome software to give to you lovelies.  All you have to do is leave a comment, be a follower and voila, you’re in the draw! Simple as that.

MyMemories is a digital scrapbooking software programme and  comes with 1500 digital background papers and 1300 digital embellishments, so you never HAVE to buy anything  else to create amazing projects right away!  Their "pages" can be  saved as individual jpeg images and then printed, or emailed or shared in a blog post or used to create TONS of personalized goodies  from sites all over the web!

Want a copy? Enter now.  You have two weeks before I do the draw and you can enter as many times as you like as Rafflecopter will choose the winner. 

You can also follow them on Twitter and Tweet about the giveaway for extra entries.

Go visit and like them on FaceBook too.

Go read my REVIEW here

a Rafflecopter giveaway

A Quick Vlog Update. New Phone, Penny and a SuperGirl

Let There Be Free Shite! ♥ Giveaway ♥

I have a giveaway for you, Plonkers!

It's Veet EasyGrip Ready-to-Use Wax Strips with Shea Butter and Berry fragrance promises 4 weeks of smoothness and effective for short hair. 

12 Wax Strips and 2 Perfect finish wipes.

All you have to do is tell me your most embarrassing or favourite wax or body hair story.  Och aye, we've all had them and the best story will win this sweet smelling box of Veet wax strips.

Let there be smooth skin!

Free Shit

I've been on a wee bit of a winning streak lately.

I got two free t-shirts from FoulMouthShirts.com,  I won a great Snoody from Bobbylicious.  I'm wearing it today...

I've also won Smiling Feet gel shoe inserts, over at Skinny Bitches in the Making.  

Quick Question:

How the holy hell I get sponsors to give me free shit to review and giveaway to all the fabulouso readers on my wee blog?  I see loads of blogs get sponsored cool stuff to giveaway or review.   

Here are my possible sponsors?

• iPhone
• Lindt Chocolate
• Milo Cereal 
• Bobby Brown Mascara
• Chapstick

 My list is endless.... C'me on, give a girl a chance?

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #9

Hey Plonkers, its Toozday and that means its Caption my Freaky Photo Competition. 

This weeks beaut is this one.  Leave a comment to Caption it and win a wee something special.  Oh yeah!!!

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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #8

Its Toozday, Plonkers and ye know what that means?  Och Aye, its Caption my Freaky Photo Competition. 

Check out this week's Freaky Photo and .... Go Caption the bugger and the one that makes me wet my knickers laffin will win a wee sumfink!

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #6

I declare this week's

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition

now open.

Caption it and win and wee something from A Daft Scots Lass.

This one makes me so hungry 

I could eat a nun's arse through the convent railings!  Just gimme the chocolate one and no one gets hurt.

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Caption my Freaky Photo Competition #5

I love this game!

I love writing captions and catch phrases for silly or freaky photos. I do it all the time subconsciously when I see blog update in my Google Reader with a picture.  If the picture is particularly weird and wonderful, I caption it before I open the blog post.  Thats just how I muthafuckin' roll.  Don't judge me, I'm sure you do shit much creepier and more bizarre than that.  (A certain someone I know would eat and digest someone else's scabs for $128.96). 

I shit you not.

However, you guys are so much better at it than I am.

(Entries are judged on originality and the ability to make me cry actual tears of laughter)

So, Caption this Wotzit and win a wee somethin'.

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #4 and Win

Yes Plonkers! It is indeed time again for my "Caption my Freaky Photo" Competition.

You know what to do.

Write a funny and clever caption for this photo and put it in the comments section below.

Oh, you know you love this game and you know you want one of the infamous Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoos.

(Hey! Just by the way! I'm still waiting for previous winners - you know who you are - to send me their pictures wearing my temporary Ink so I can post them on this here wee Bloggy. Don't make me name names)

Happy Mother's Day!!!

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The Ultimate Blog P-A-R-T-Y

 2011 Ultimate Blog Party is being held by 5MinutesforMom from April 1 - 8th.  My Blog Party is a little different from everyone else's...most of you know I LOVE a good party.  The proof is HERE and HERE

But for My Blog Party, I put my feet up, grab a colourful and tastey cocktail and read many of the blogs and Tweeters that link up.  

So, join me and you could win some awesome prizes and find some other cool blogs to start following and reading.

Some others do it THIS way!  Go Gurls, cupcakes, party dresses, the whole bang-toot.

P-A-R-T- Why? Coz I gotta! 

For those new visitors - I'm a straight-talking Scots Lass who blogs about her life as a wife and hard-working mother of two wee gorgeous and busy lassies.  I usually don't have anything profound to say, I don't have masses of giveaways, I just have the priveledge of having some of my followers leave me comments every now and then on the drivell I write.  

I guess you would say I'm "an aquired taste". 

So, if you entertain the regular use four-letter words on your blog and if you're not shy to talk openly about coitus and fellatio then I'm yer gal and stick around for some good laffs.

I huge HELLO to new visitors.  Don't forget to leave a comment or I can visit you too.

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