Awesome Giveaway Coming Soon....

Have you got young kiddies?

Do you enjoy taking your kids to live events?

Are you wondering what to do with your wee ones these school holidays?

Do you live in Johannesburg?

I will be holding a brilliant giveaway soon just for you guys.

Keep an eye on the blog....

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition Re-Launch

Hey Beautiful Plonkers.  Its time to re-launch my Toozday feature:  

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition

For all the Plonkers that are not familiar with my Photo Caption Competition slash Giveaway, here's how it works;  I post a daft and freaky photo on my blog everyTuesday, you lovelies get to leave a Comment Caption for the photo and the best one that makes me laugh the loudest and cackle like an old whore, wins!  

What do I win, I hear you ask?  Well, no other than a FANDADIEDOSIE Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo.  Go check out some of the previous Prize Plonkers sporting their pretty fucking awesome temporary ink!  Bonus points for wearing your tattoo, even more bonus points for taking a picture of you wearing the tattoo.  Jackpot points for sending me the pictures and allowing me to upload it on to my very special Prize Plonkers page here on A Daft Scots Lass' bloggy.

and coz they're so brilliant and that's how I roll..


Pay close attention to this one...

READY?

GO.

MyMemories Digital Scrapbooking Giveaway

I was asked to review MyMemories Digital Scrapbooking Software and have a wee bit of a giveaway on my blog.


As I’ve only ever used a couple of digital scrapbooking software packages before, I was a little nervous that it would take me forever to get used to the programme. I am certainly no fekking software expert.

The only experience I have with digital scrap booking has been buying some photo books online and having to download their software and using only their programme.

So….

Once you have gone through all the MyMemories Suite templates and categories and you know what you’re looking for, you can set up a pretty cute page within a few minutes.

The MyMemories online store is pretty extensive, with plenty albums to choose from and is really reasonably priced. They have gift certificates available and plenty free downloads too.

My Memories Suite is easy to use, easy to navigate and an all-round great package to use if this is your passion. My Memories Suite is the Winner of the TopTenReviews "Gold Award", so it can’t be too shite.  They also have a very cool blog that has tutorials, freebies and weekly challenge for you digital scrapbooking junkies.

Now go and ENTER my giveaway and win a full version of MyMemories Suite V3.  You have one week left to enter.

Something I whipped up in just a few minutes

How to Win MyMemories Software

I have a fantastic giveaway for you beautiful Plonkers.

MyMemories have given me a full version of their awesome software to give to you lovelies.  All you have to do is leave a comment, be a follower and voila, you’re in the draw! Simple as that.

MyMemories is a digital scrapbooking software programme and  comes with 1500 digital background papers and 1300 digital embellishments, so you never HAVE to buy anything  else to create amazing projects right away!  Their "pages" can be  saved as individual jpeg images and then printed, or emailed or shared in a blog post or used to create TONS of personalized goodies  from sites all over the web!

Want a copy? Enter now.  You have two weeks before I do the draw and you can enter as many times as you like as Rafflecopter will choose the winner. 

You can also follow them on Twitter and Tweet about the giveaway for extra entries.

Go visit and like them on FaceBook too.

Go read my REVIEW here

a Rafflecopter giveaway

Celebrating One Year

I've been blogging for 4½ years and Caption My Photo Competition has been running for ONE YEAR of those 4½.  That's not bad going for a Blog Feature.


This is Week #52, which means this is a special Giveaway for captioning my daft image.

Go do it Plonkers and win a wee parcel of South African goodies from me.

A Quick Vlog Update. New Phone, Penny and a SuperGirl

Let There Be Free Shite! ♥ Giveaway ♥

I have a giveaway for you, Plonkers!

It's Veet EasyGrip Ready-to-Use Wax Strips with Shea Butter and Berry fragrance promises 4 weeks of smoothness and effective for short hair. 

12 Wax Strips and 2 Perfect finish wipes.

All you have to do is tell me your most embarrassing or favourite wax or body hair story.  Och aye, we've all had them and the best story will win this sweet smelling box of Veet wax strips.

Let there be smooth skin!

Caption My Photo Competition #37

Hey Lovely Plonkers, Caption this Cracker!

This week you can win:

A Daft Scots Lass temporary Tattoo

and

a wee Jane Eyre book / trinket box.  A perfect wee gift for valentines day.

2000th Post

Yippeeee. It's my 2000th post Plonkers!

I'm going to celebrate by giving away a few of my Daft Scots Lass tattoos.

All you have to do is tell me where you would display your temporary tattoo and then when it arrives in the mail, take a photo to confirm you and prove your craziness!  Be creative.

Check out where some of the other tattooed Plonkers put their ink

♥ EdenFantasys Giveaway Winner ♥

Congratulations to lucky number 13 who wins a $30 Gift Certificate from EdenFantasys

and Lucky # 13 is Cyn - The Purple Goddess!

Email me at info@redpepa.za.net and you can go Christmas Toy Shopping!

Congratulations.

♥ EdenFantasys Giveaway ♥

HO! HO! HO!

Not that kinda Ho - the Christmassy kind, dirty Plonkers!


With Christmas just around the corner, we should be thinking of those special gifts to get your partner, right? 


Lucky for you, with the help of wee me, I am going get your shopping started early this year! Yip, tis soon the season to be jolly, generous and randy.

I'm so shit-a-rainbow-happy to announce that I'm giving away a $30 EdenFantasys Gift Certificate during the month of November.  I hope you guys enter seeing as last time I had a giveaway, it was much more successful and popular than I thought it would be. 

Now that I've done a thorough needs analysis of the ADSL waters, I clearly see that you adult-toy-loving-followers of mine, want the free saucy goodies.  Oh yeah! Gotta love a freebie giveaway, right?

So Plonkers, go visit EdenFantasys and check out their saucy costumes and lingerie, aromatic massage oils and edible gifts.  They have a wide range of sex toys and beyond the ordinary goodies for all you kinksters. 

They also have an entire Gift Centre for holiday gifts, which includes Love Cards.  They offer FREE shipping with orders over $59.  They have a FREE returns policy and they do same-day dispatch.  They offer a FREE gift with each purchase.  Pretty fucking on-the-ball if you ask me.

So here's the deal.  For each of these you do, you get one enter

• Leave a comment (must have a valid email address) about what you'd purchase from the website.
• Follow my Blog
• Follow me on Twitter @ADaftScot
• Put my button on yer blog (check my side bar)
• Follow @EdenFantasys on Twitter
• Blog About the Giveaway
• Put an EdenFantasys linky button on yer blog.
• Tweet about the giveaway: Win a $30 Gift Certficiate @ADaftScot @EdenFantasys http://gillianhefer.blogspot.com/2011/10/edenfantasys-giveaway.html
• Visit and Follow EdenCafé Blog

Remember to leave an individual comment for each entry. 


The Winner will be chosen by random.org on 19 November and the voucher will be emailed to you.

Caption My Photo Competition #22

Toozday means its Caption My Photo Competition.  Its the 22nd time I've done this and I'm still not tired of all the comments and witty shit you guys come up with.

Let the creativity flow, Plonkers and do what you do best.... and win wee something from A Daft Scots Lass.

Remember its the last week for my EdenFantasys Giveaway.  Go enter and win a $30 Gift Certificate.

EdenFantasys Giveaway

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #11

Yip, do what it says Plonkers and Caption my Freaky Photo, like we do every Tuesday, and win a wee something from A Daft Scots Lass!

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #10

Toozday means I'm thrilled to bits and you have been eagerly awaiting...Caption my Freaky Photo.  

Can you believe its Competition #10 already? Yipee! 

You Plonkers know what to do by now, leave a comment to caption the photo below and win a wee something special.  Oh yeah!!!

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Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #7

I think I'll start having themes from my weekly Caption My Freaky Photo Competition. 

What do you think?

Once again, I'm relying on you creative and talented Plonkers to help with suggestions.

Pop me and email at  info@redpepa.za.net with your theme ideas.

Caption This One, Bitches and win a free sample of a wee sumfink from The Daft Scots Lass!

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