And The Winners Are...

First things first, I got a joke in a comment from Nat that I just have to share because its pretty fucking funny:

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ay've got everythin' organised ulriddy, the pipers, the Kirk, the mootor cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

Archie nods approvingly.

"Ay've even bought me a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look right smart in that. What's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jimmy, "Ah'd imagine she'll be in white.. "

Secondly, Congratulations to the Winners of my ten Zando Gift Vouchers:

Nads, Mandy, Renae, Aziza, Jana, Lauren G, Sub-Radar Mike, Wreckless Euroafrican, Come at Me Bro and Simple Sequins.

Contact me info@redpepa.za.net and I will email your Zando vouchers!

Happy Shopping, Plonkers.

Lastly, Congratulations to this week's Caption my Photo Competition #52: AimeeKay.  Here is what she captioned

Stupid human...ghost peppers in my tuna..haha very funny...Someones getting hairballed

And this is what you've won!

Contact me at info@redpepa.za.net with your postal address

Celebrating One Year

I've been blogging for 4½ years and Caption My Photo Competition has been running for ONE YEAR of those 4½.  That's not bad going for a Blog Feature.


This is Week #52, which means this is a special Giveaway for captioning my daft image.

Go do it Plonkers and win a wee parcel of South African goodies from me.

And The Winner Is...

This week's Caption My Photo Competition winner is Lisa from Not So Simple Single

Lisa wins a couple of FABTASTICO Daft Scots Lass tattoos and a Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë jewelry book-box just coz she's a potty mouthed HOT mama.  She dared to say pussy on my blog, dirty skank!  You gotta love her.

"You said pussy? You said pussy? Where is that pussy?"

Book Giveaway Winners

Book Giveaway Winners are :


Jemima and TechnoBabe

Congratulations! 

Contact me with your details.