Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "Ay've got everythin' organised ulriddy, the pipers, the Kirk, the mootor cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".
Archie nods approvingly.
"Ay've even bought me a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look right smart in that. What's the tartan?"
"Och," says Jimmy, "Ah'd imagine she'll be in white.. "
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