I may have a tongue that can slash you into alarming precise lengths with deadly accuracy with a straight-razor, but I'm the most awesome and dedicated mum on the block. Screw that, I’m the best mum in the province, perhaps even in the country, nay, the universe.
In fact, my MummyBear reflex response is impressively sharp and ruthless when it comes to my BabyBears. Hey! They don’t call me Ginger Ninja for nothin’
As the Best Mum on the Block, I will do pretty much anything for my wee lassies. I juggle many roles being a mum. I am a doctor, a therapist, a negotiator, a judge. I play, shout, sing, plead, bribe, discipline and I wouldn’t change it for the anything.
Okay, from time-to-time I really do want to sell them for vodka money.
But I never have.
Now GO VOTE for my blog at KidzWorld’s annual SA’s Best Mommy Blogger competition, Plonkers.