And The Winner Is....

Congratulations to Lizna Erkelens who wins the Caption My Photo Competition.  

Enjoy your R200 Melissa's - The Food Shop gift vouchers.

Happy Shopping!  Send me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com

Here's the winning caption:

I’m sexy, I’m cute
I’m popular to boot
I’m bitchin’, great hair
The boys all love to stare
I’m wanted, I’m hot
I’m everything you’re not

The Winner Takes It All

 

And this winner for this bizarre caption is:

Scarlett Wonderland 

Congratulations.  Email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll be sending you something festive.
 
Scarlett captioned:

"When you said you had two tickets to the gun show Dave, I didn't know this is what you had in mind"

 

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This week's winner is 

Joshua from Viva Le Nerd

Go visit him and leave a comment...say I sent you.

Here's what he captioned

Now that's what I call Tag Team

And This Week's Winner Is....

 

This week's Caption my Photo Competition was brilliant.  You guys make me smile every week and I appreciate every single comment.  I wish I could make ever one of you winners, but then it wouldn't be a competition, would it?   I got so many cool captions..you Pretty Plonkers rock my face off. 

Here is this week's winner:

L. Diane Wolfe from Spunk on a Stick

Send me your mailing address and I'll send you a wee something from A Daft Scots Lass.

After that, Disco Dave's roller-skating days were over. So was his ability to reproduce, for which many were thankful.

 

Winner Winner Wasabi Dinner

It was a toss up between two captions this week.

You Plonkers rocked it!

But ultimately Sausage Fingers made me giggle and have a visual to ponder.  Now send me your address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll send you a wee something from me.

I wonder where she keeps the wasabi....
#thatstings

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 This Week's Caption My Photo Competition Winner #19 is

Sia

Congratulations.  Now email me at adaftlass@gmail.com so I can send you a wee special somefink from me.

Here is what she captioned:

Yoda, I hardly knew you with that tan. Nice, erm, pet.

 

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This Week's Winner of Caption My Photo Competition #14 was

Jim from Glebe Blog

"Ye canny beat a night oot on Sauchiehall Street"

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This Week's Winner of Caption my Photo Competition is Marie from Xmas Dolly.  She captioned this one, which really made me laugh.

So, you said to be boobular is part of the requirements?

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I have been a very naughty lass.

I did not choose a winner of my last Caption My Photo Competition #11.  Oh I know....I've got so much on my plate right now... I'm becoming fucking useless.  No excused so I'm doing it now.

Congratulations to 

Not So Simply Single

Who captioned this.  Email me at adaflass@gmail.com and I'll send you a wee something...

When Penelope the Pig said "charge it", I don't think this was exactly what she meant....

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I nearly forgot to announce this week's winner of
 Caption my Photo Competition #9. 

I thoroughly enjoyed this one....

the winner is grins 

"Loser is the first one to cut the cheese"

Full Course Winner

You lovely Plonkers made me Happy as a Pig in Fish this week with all your comments.

Congratulations to 

Phil Holtberg

who is this week's winner of my Caption Competition.  

Phil, email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I will send you a wee something from South Africa. 

Here is what he wrote

"Still a better love story than Twilight!"

And The Winner Is...

Congratulations to this week's Caption my Photo Competition: 

Ashley Nixon

Please email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll send you a wee something from me.

"I'm sexy and I know it." 

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Thank you for playing Caption my Photo Competition each week Plonkers.  You have no idea how many smiles and giggles I get out of your comments and captions.

Keep it Up!  You Lovelies Rock my Face Off

This week's winner is 

Alex J. Cavanaugh

He captions this clever whooper.  Go visit is Epic Blog.

One wrong move on that unicycle and he'll become a unich.

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And The Winner of this week's Caption My Photo Competition is YeamieWaffles from Spit your Pity.  Matt captioned

I wouldn't mind getting third base with ALL of these girls

Stand by for Questions and Answers Vlog tomorrow.  Remember to leave a question for me HERE (if you haven't already)

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And the winner of this week's Caption my Photo Competition is 

Bumferry Hogart

Here is what he captioned...

"BARRY!?!?! I thought you said you fixed that bloody leak!"

Now go and read his epic blog post on The Awesomeness of Custard Cremes over at Thoughtless Gibberish. 

 It's....

Legend....wait for it....dary.

His post made me giggle out loud, my cheeks hurt and created a pressing necessity to evacuate my feeble bladder. 

Make sure you visit my place again on Tuesday for another installment of Caption my Freaky Photo Competition.

Heart yer faces off, Plonkers.

Out.

And The Winner Is...

And The Winner of this week's 

Caption my Photo Competition is :

 grins

That daft Plonker made me giggle like a wee lass.  He be mad hilarious, now go visit his blog.  Here's what he captioned.

"Bad time to run out of peanut butter"

Now, email me at adaftlass@gmail.com with your mailing address and I'll be sending you a wee something.

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Congratulations to this week's lucky winner 

Kellie over at Delightfully Ludicrous.

Here's what she captioned:

The job was hard, the hours gruelling ... but the perks were second to none!

Kelly, email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll be sending you a wee something from me. Thanks to everyone who commented and left a caption. You lovely Plonkers rock my fekking face off.

And The Winner Is

 

 And The Winner of this week's re-launch of my old feature :  Caption My Photo Competition is 

 Andrew Leon 

 and he captioned this cracker

"The Shadow knows..."

and now email me on adaftlass@gmail.com with your mailing address and I'll be sending you a wee something from me.  Aren't you a lucky, Fucker?

Remember to pop in again on Toozday for #2 of Caption my Photo Competition.

   

I'm a Weena, Wena!

In other words, I'm a winner!  WhoooofrikkenHoooo, Plonkers.

In October, I assisted Bailey Schneider on Twitter with the Old Mutual Shesha Tuks Celebrity Bloggers Amazing Race Challenge.

Helping Bailz decipher clues given to her, and zipping around Sandton in her very own Tuk-Tuk Taxi to ultimately come in 4th in the Challenge. 

It was so much fun to be a part of it  (even if it was just behind my keyboard watching my Twitter feed)

I was not only thanked by the beautiful Bailey on her blog, but I got contacted recently to say I'd won a prize for assisting her with the clues on the day.

I'll be receiving my brand new Kindle soon!

Can you say excited??  That's an understatement!!!

The Gorgeous Bailey and her driver

Well done to all the bloggers who took part; Warren Harding, Damon Crawford, Hendri Lategan, Dean Oelschig (who was the overall winner of the Challenge), Mike Stopforth, Mike Sharman, Thulane Hadebe, Lerato Sengadi and Lucia Mthiyane.

 

Thank you to Old Mutual, Shesha Tuks and Bailey Schneider for gifting me with such a great prize - just when I needed it the most.

And The Winner Is...

 

And The Winner Is...BamaTrav  and he said...

"6 white guys and not a dick between them".