And The Winner Is....

Congratulations to Lizna Erkelens who wins the Caption My Photo Competition.  

Enjoy your R200 Melissa's - The Food Shop gift vouchers.

Happy Shopping!  Send me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com

Here's the winning caption:

I’m sexy, I’m cute
I’m popular to boot
I’m bitchin’, great hair
The boys all love to stare
I’m wanted, I’m hot
I’m everything you’re not

Caption my Photo Competition #13

Its Toozday, which means you get to caption a daft photo of mine...

Caption this whopper and win a wee something from me.

Congrats to last weeks winner was Don.  Email me yer mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com

And The Winner Is...

This week's winner is the gorgeous:

Louisa from 123 Blog Myself

You made me laugh out loud and want to watch Jeff Dunam and Achmed all over again.

Email me your mail address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll send you a wee something.

Here's what Louisa captioned.

SILENCE! I kill you!

And The Winner is

I nearly forgot to announce this week's winner of
 Caption my Photo Competition #9. 

I thoroughly enjoyed this one....

the winner is grins 

"Loser is the first one to cut the cheese"

And The Winner Is....

Congratulations to this week's lucky winner 

Kellie over at Delightfully Ludicrous.

Here's what she captioned:

The job was hard, the hours gruelling ... but the perks were second to none!

Kelly, email me your mailing address to adaftlass@gmail.com and I'll be sending you a wee something from me. Thanks to everyone who commented and left a caption. You lovely Plonkers rock my fekking face off.

And The Winner Is

 

 And The Winner of this week's re-launch of my old feature :  Caption My Photo Competition is 

 Andrew Leon 

 and he captioned this cracker

"The Shadow knows..."

and now email me on adaftlass@gmail.com with your mailing address and I'll be sending you a wee something from me.  Aren't you a lucky, Fucker?

Remember to pop in again on Toozday for #2 of Caption my Photo Competition.

   

And The Winner Is...

Congratulations to Michael Vella who is the winner of this week's Caption My Photo Competition.

Email me at info@redpepa.za.net and I'll be sending you a wee something from me and one of my brilliantly awesome Daft Scots Lass temporary tattoo..

"One dose of Mojo, Special Delivery"

And The Winner Is...

And The Winner of this week's Caption My Photo Winner is fiesty and the beautiful Lisa from Not So Simply Single.  Her caption was the one that made me spill my tea and laugh out loud!  You Rock, Lisa.

Shit, he has balls bigger than both of my boyfriends put together....

And The Winner Is...

And the winner of this week's Caption My Photo Winner is Dr Max Tunguska

Max captioned this beauty:



"On my planet we study anorexia at second grade.
You humans are so backward"

 Contact me at info@redpepa.za.net and with your mailing address and I'll be sending you a wee something.

And The Winner Is..

And The Winner Is...Sausage Fingers

"Looks like this girl put her Kardashian costume on backwards".

And The Winner Is...

I am thrilled to my wee cotton socks to reveal this week's Caption My Photo Competition Winner #36 .

Drum roll please...

..Mary F

"Candi just loves an all-day lic... uh, I mean sucker"

Be sure to come back on Tuesday for the next Caption my Photo Competition, Plonkers!

Back to work on Monday after over three weeks holiday at home.  Urgh! Nah, Fucking Urgh!

Caption My Photo Compeition #35 Winner

And the winner of this week's Caption my daft Photo Competition is Barfly from SSS Porch Party

He Captioned this cracker!  Barfly, email me at info@redpepa[dot]za[dot]net your postal address and I will be sending you a wee surprise.

Das zu zee my bratvurst? Iz zo big and taztee.

     

My Fantabuloso Followers

Mr Knowitall and Nitebyrd were kind enough to send me pictures of their Daft Scots Lass Tattoos (the trick is to actually wear them G-Man!).  They will be featured forever under the Prize Plonkers tab at the top of my bloggy.


Thanx again, guys

Nitebyrd: Taken 12/03/2011 at The 16th Annual Buzz Bake Sale in West Palm Beach, Florida.
The Bake Sale was an all day rock concert with all the bands listed on the card propped in front of the beer!  Me and the tattoo had a fabulous time!

G-Man showing me his "Term of endearment"

And The Winner Is...

Congratulations to this week's winner, Mynx. 

She captioned this one:

"considering her husband's obsession for internet porn, Sarah thought that this was the perfect way to add some spark to their marriage"

Mynx, send me your postal address to info@redpepa.za.net and I'll be sending you a wee parcel from me.

And The Winner Is...

Congratulations to Ryan from Scotland Here and Now who made me giggle this week with his caption.

Email me on info@repdpea.za.net and I'll send you one of my famous parcels.



"Hi there, they told me this is the place to audition for America's Next Top Model?""

And The Winner Is...

The Winner of this week's Caption My Photo Competition #23 is Lesley from Fabulously Flawed.  Bloody hell, I laughed so hard at her comment I nearly peed myself.  Fucking Brilliant!!  


Now email me at info@redpepa.za.net coz I wanna send you a wee somefink, sweetie.   ♥ yer face off!

"The prophesy states that we must attack at sight of the first full moon! Tally ho!"

And The Winner Is...

Congratulations to Mark Himes who is the Winner of Caption My Photo #21.   

Freedom Rider!

Email me at info@redpepa.za.net for me to send you a wee something for being so awesome!

Remember to enter my EdenFantasy Giveaway. Just click on the button on the right sidebar, leave a comment and voila a $30 gift certificate!

And The Winner Is..

And the Caption My Photo Competition #20 Winner is Divemaster GranDad.  Congratulations email me at info@redpepa.za.net and I'll send you a wee sumfink. 

Here's what he captioned 



Sho I gonna get in ya face mon, and whacha gonna do bout it, hey, hey? Mebbe I just bust a cap in yo face fo' callin' me a frikkin "duck". Yo, Lamey, swing round this suckas ass and head him off, yo...



And the Winner Is..

A huge thanks to all the entries that made me giggle this week! 

But a big Congratulations to this week's Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #18 Winner is Max Evel.  Here is what he captioned

"Where's all the damn kitty porn ?"


It's a cat damn it . What else would it look for?

Email me on info@redpepa.za.net and I'll send you a wee something for being so fucking funny.

And the Winner Is...

The winner of this week's Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #17 and of the exquisite amethyst dress ring is:

Akelamalu

Remember that this time I used the Random Number Generator because of the lovely prize up for grabs.  I didn't want to be the one to have to decide who gets this one.

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