"And, ladies -- he's SINGLE."
Even though he has been out of office for almost four years, former Vice President Dick Cheney has made the most of his free time by becoming active in the Republican Party's gay outreach program.
"Beefeater gin.It puts hair on your chest.""Beefeater gin.If you've pulled a pig last night,keep some under your pillow for first thing in the morning and hey presto it's Daniel Craig."
"Nigel enjoys quiet nights in and loves nothing better than a vodka tonic before jamming his over-sized truncheon into wet apricots!"Hey, it made me cackle like an old whore.....but without the carrott! HA!!
drink enough of this and i will be your wildest fantasy...
Beefeater Gin. It'll make you squeal like a pig, boy.
"You Think Two bottles will get you drunk enough to Fuck Me?"
"Watch out boys, he'll chew you up, he's a Beef-eat-er."* sung to Hall and Oates' 'Maneater'Yikes
You, too, can experience the value of overindulgence.
....I can't...I just can't...He's creepy.I do however love the cackling like an old whore with an oversized carrot jammed up her wet apricot statement. That there deserves a prize!
BEEFEATER GOGGLES. Makes everything pretty.
Go on - show us your nuts...
Beefeater will make you wanna screw ugly man-pigs, but won't keep you from not painfully regretting it the next day.... and make you take the morning after pill just in case that condom had a leak. Man-pig babies aren't kosher.
Oh Jaysus, its so hard to pick just one but stand by for the Winner.
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