Saturday, 9 April 2011

Caption My Freaky Photo Competition #1

Write a caption for this photo!

A caption that makes me cackle like an old whore with a over-sized carrot jammed up her wet apricot.




Freaky Fucker!

14 comments:

Andrew Green said...

"And, ladies -- he's SINGLE."

Aaron M. Gipson said...

Even though he has been out of office for almost four years, former Vice President Dick Cheney has made the most of his free time by becoming active in the Republican Party's gay outreach program.

jacksofbuxton said...

"Beefeater gin.It puts hair on your chest."

"Beefeater gin.If you've pulled a pig last night,keep some under your pillow for first thing in the morning and hey presto it's Daniel Craig."

David Barber said...

"Nigel enjoys quiet nights in and loves nothing better than a vodka tonic before jamming his over-sized truncheon into wet apricots!"

Hey, it made me cackle like an old whore.....but without the carrott! HA!!

Brian Miller said...

drink enough of this and i will be your wildest fantasy...

Lesley said...

Beefeater Gin. It'll make you squeal like a pig, boy.

Steve Bossenberger said...

"You Think Two bottles will get you drunk enough to Fuck Me?"

Eric said...

"Watch out boys, he'll chew you up, he's a Beef-eat-er."


* sung to Hall and Oates' 'Maneater'

Yikes

Monkey Man said...

You, too, can experience the value of overindulgence.

Sandra said...

....I can't...I just can't...
He's creepy.
I do however love the cackling like an old whore with an oversized carrot jammed up her wet apricot statement. That there deserves a prize!

KrippledWarrior said...

BEEFEATER GOGGLES. Makes everything pretty.

Mike Smith said...

Go on - show us your nuts...

Sleepless in Serrano said...

Beefeater will make you wanna screw ugly man-pigs, but won't keep you from not painfully regretting it the next day.... and make you take the morning after pill just in case that condom had a leak. Man-pig babies aren't kosher.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Oh Jaysus, its so hard to pick just one but stand by for the Winner.

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