Friday, 1 April 2011

Fawk You Friday, Shoegasm Shizzle and a Fizzy 55

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So it's Fawk You Friday again!  Can you believe it?  Well my lovelies, head on over to Boobies, Babies and a Blog and link up.  Have some stinky cheese with your whine and let it all hang oot!

My Fuck You's this week:

Fuck you to my car's clutch cable that snapped in the middle of a busy traffic circle during rush-hour at 4pm in the afternoon just about 500m from my daughter's school.  All those fuckers peeping and gesturing for me to get out the way.  Where the fuck must I go when my car doesn't have a clutch and I'm on an incline.  Do I crawl up my own arsehole? Piss off!  

However, My Knight-In-Shining-Boerewors came to my rescue with tow car and tow rope.  Smart man!  I was in tears on the way home because I didn't know how to keep the rope tight without my breaks smelling like they were going to explode or trying to view all this through streaming tears.  

Story not over.  It happened again yesterday!  It snapped off mid-busy intersection and my Knight-In-Shining-Boerewors had to come to my rescue again.  He deserves a medal for coming to the rescue again, even though his wife was screaming down the phone at him.  I'm deeply sorry for taking out my frustrations on you!  I would rather evacuate my bowels in a public place than go through that again.

Fuck You to my stupid scale.  It hasn't budged since I started gym two weeks ago.  I thought I'd have lost at least 1 fekkin kilogram by now.  Urgh!  Keep plodding along on that Orbitrek machine, gurl!

Head on over to G-Man and sign up for Flash Fiction Friday and write a complete story in 55 words.  Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy.

Sugar Free and yet sweet
Dark and Lovely
500mls of soft,
carbonated black beauty
Caffeine and Phenylalanine  loaded
Nice constant Buzzzzz
4 kilojoules of yumminess
0 grams of guilt-free fat
40mg of Sodium that’s 2% of your GDA
GDA – Guideline Daily Amount
Recyclable Plastic Bottle
Chug it down
Coke Lite does it for me!

Its Friday's Shoegasm over at  Peace Love Appelsauce
Go Link up and enjoy all the Heels

$669 at FabCrush

Orange (my favourite colour) Louboutin Knock-Offs $142

For the up-and-coming Royal Wedding  from Irregular Choice
Irregular Choice GBP79.99
Irregular Choice GBP129.99

I wish someone in the UK could send me a pair of Irregular Choice shoozies.  I'm a SA Size 4 if anyone wants to surprise me for my birthday in June.

I couldn't help but throw in a handbag because its so damn cute from Irregular Choice for GBP79.99.  Boy, do they have the most adorable accessories or what?. 

Have a BRILLIANT weekend and don't do anything I would do.  Bazinga!
April Fools!

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Brian Miller said...

in a pinch i hit the mountain dew...mostly coffee...yeah trying to kill my kidneys you know...

cat said...

Oh I love those Irregular choice shoes. Sorry about the car - gosh, that does ware one down.

Mad Mind said...

Just remember that muscle weighs more than fat. Working out will build more muscle. It will get there. Keep after it, I have faith in you.

And car problems? They suck ass big time.

Ladii said...

Shoes!!! Oh dear! Im in Love! best thing they dont argue with you!

Bad luck with the car, if it makes you feel better last week, Monday The mr. is getting ready to leave starts the car and well it wont start! then we send it to the shop and ok Tuesday hes taking the minivan to work, and well hes on the highway and the transmission Blows! Yea then we are left carless we got stuck with over 450 in diagnostic test for 1 car just to find out whats wrong and it will be 3k to fix the other now we are carless cuz neither car is worth it!

Akelamalu said...

Fizzing 55!

My catalogue are selling Irregular Choice Shoes - they are very different!

Monkey Man said...

Gah! Cars! The bane of our existence (when they don't run).

Lass, if you get that excited over a cola, then your Boerewors is a lucky man.

G-Man said...

Jillie Bean!!!
Fawk those shoes
Fawk Your 55

Thanks for playing My Friend, YOU ROCK!!
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...G

KB said...

I used to drink buckets of Coke but now I don't touch the stuff. Makes me more crazy than usual.

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