"Hey sergio do you see those things hanging back there by my tail?They are balls sir ,of which, you have none." OR "Awwww, poor baby... Did you run out of pointy things? Hahahaha!"
I've got 2 mine and my boyfriends.Mine: "You want rocky mountain oysters? I'll give you rocky mountain oysters!"The boyfriends: "Now that's a bull-job!"
When I told you to "we've work to do, get your skates on and don't give me no bull", I didn't think you'd take it literally.
Vasectomies at half price!
Give me the $20; I told you bulls are faster than roller skates.('Cause I have to wonder how many people noticed the skates.)
makes me think of that rap song: MOVE BITCH, get out the way!!
This ISN'T what I mean't when I said I had the horn.......ouch!
You guys rock!!!LMFAO
After that, Disco Dave's roller-skating days were over. So was his ability to reproduce, for which many were thankful.
Taking the "Balls" by the horn!Much love, Bailey from Vanilla Blonde
Where Rocky Mountain Oysters REALLY come from.
"Roller skating rink, my ass! And I wore a pink shirt, too!"
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