Hiya lovely Plonkers, I had an interesting conversation with a colleague today about booty calls and talking dirty.
Being single and not having time for a steady boyfriend, my colleague mentioned that she hasn't had any bed action in a while. I told her that surely she has someone in her past that she can booty call. Someone that could dust away the cobwebs with no strings attached. She said she wouldn't know how to ask for something like that, as she's been out of the dating game for a while.
She asked me for some advice.
I wondered why she'd want to take advice from a 40 year old who has been out of the dating game for 14 years! She said she's never been able to booty call anyone, let alone talk dirty. She said she always felt too self-conscious.
What advice would you give to her? How does an attractive, middle-aged woman who needs a good shag, phone an ex-fling up and request a booty call without giving the bloke any expectations of anything other than just a one-night thing?
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