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My Blog Mojo has been gone for sometime. I haven’t written something worthwhile in fucking months! Please come back, Mojo, all’s forgiven.
I don’t remember if I did something to upset, Mojo. I don’t remember chasing him off or saying something to piss him off. I can’t recall leaving the toilet seat down or forgetting to sprinkle his favourite condiment on his packed-lunch. I’ve been putting my dirty clothes in the washing basket and cleaning up the dog shite.
Oh Mojo, I miss you.
Perhaps Mojo is just not attracted to older women. After turning 40 a few weeks back, Mojo has been avoiding me and not returning my calls. Do you think that Fucker is cheating on me?
I even knitted him a jumper.
Could Mojo be lost at sea or hiding out Hermit-Style. Do you think it’s possible I threw him out with the rubbish last week? The bin men never mentioned any blunder.
I don’t think I neglected him or miss his birthday. Do you think I failed to notice that he got his hair done or that he’d lost some weight?
Okay now I’m getting concerned that someone has kidnapped him or hijacked and he can’t phone me.
Oh Mojo come back! All's forgiven
Now go and caption a daft photo of mine and make me smile, Plonkers
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14 comments:
I still love your blog Lass. Your series posts are always interesting and posts like your one about how hard it is to be a patient mother along with the one about wee Kaylin were really good reads so don't be so hard on yourself! :)
When it comes to mojo, I really think I've lost my captioning mojo, once again I can't think of anything worthy and it's frustrating to say the least haha.
Mojo's a moody bitch! You never know what he's going to do next. Just pretend that you don't need him and he'll come back.
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Mojo is having a midlife crisis - he'll be back!
One dose of Mojo, Special Delivery
New Mojo - Special Delivery!
Mojo comes and goes, but vodka always seems to bring it back!
For the caption:
"Arrows work fine, but in this case, Cupid tries a more direct approach..."
At The North Korean Circus...
Instead of shooting a man out of a cannon.
They shoot a Dork from a Bow!!!
(Jillie Bean....You know...hehehe)
Your Mojo is fine. I have a spare 240 volt Mojo if you need one.
Last time I used it I blew all the streetlights for miles.
Caption!
Twenty minutes after their blind date began, Senga prepares to fire her new beau.
This will teach those bastards at GQ to dis Japanese cars. We'll shoot old, bald, homeless, bad fashion designers at them.
Mojo - geeezzzz I've never had one!
"Cupid (Stupid?) shoot your arrow......"
Salagatle!
She has 'anarrow' escape......
You've had your last chance.
I've told you countless times about wearing those shorts to work..........you're fired !
'This is what you get for calling me a cupid stunt'
She's off to get her ears syringed in the morning...
Hey Lass! Fear not, Mojos do return! Often with their tail between their legs, and reeking of parmesan. But I was just pleased as hell to find mine again. Patience! Indigo x
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