This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had an STD and this little piggy had none....thanks to the new and improved toe condom!
Designed for people who have a foot fetish for safe sucks.
Same length, double the width as one of my old boyfriends.
Totally off topic, mostly because I don't know how to caption a photo of a toe with a condom on it, but I saw your youtube channel yesterday; you're lovely! :)
"I don't have a penis. So shut up."
Whatever floats his gf's boat... I'm guessing his..umm...thingy... isn't as...um.. useful?
haha...i enjoyed the others too much to com up with one on my own...
This is disturbing even to me .
I just went to the DAFT SCOTS LASS blog and had a SHOEGASM
Boldly going where no toe has gone before!
My vote so far is for nitebyrd...and "If I'm gonna kick your ass, I better use protection"
They're all sooooo good!
I swear it's just because it's cold in here.
Nothing says love by not passing on your toe fungus.
See? My big toe is large enough to get its own condom!
"One size fits all"? Bullsh...oh, it does!
Shut up. I wear condoms bigger than your heels. (A play on "Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick." badge)
I'm ready for footsies ...
Honey! It's Tuesday night! You know what it's time for!"
Safe camel-toe sex!!!!
Safe camel-toe sex!!!
If you look closely, students, you can see that those nasty toe jams were liquified into a clear gel. Now open your books to Chapter 11 titled "Boogers and Ear Wax, A Hair Waxer's Nightmares".
To the sock: "I thought you said you wanted to practice a safe and timely entry?"
LMAO Personally I think you all have too much time on your toes.
Remember kids, you can never be too safe!
Fucked by the fickle foot-finger of fate...
Awesome comments. Winner will be announced on Monday!
If it was up your ass you'd know.
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