Sunday, 3 July 2011

★10 Days of Bullshit Challenge - Day 2★


Rockin' Mama★  and a bunch of other fucking awesome bloggers are doing the 10 Days of Bullshit Challenge.  Day 2's topic is Your first experience with alcohol.

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My first experience with alcohol? I actually don’t remember that. Mum always had wine in the house and we were always offered a glass, well I don’t think we were offered, we just took, so I don’t really remember abusing alcohol until my late teens. However, I do remember my first experience with the Doobie Crunchies. Yeah, the good old marujana...

It think it was my sister’s 21st so I was probably 18 and all the usual headbangers and their bitches were invited. I arrived late for the party for some reason and my boyfriend and I made a bee line for the kitchen to pour our cheap plonk wine into presentable glasses to make us feel suitably grown up.

It was then that I noticed the freshly baked crunchies on a pretty plate on the kitchen counter. I fucking love crunchies! I have never been able to resist them.

I popped one in my mouth and we went to join the others. After girating my body for a bit and almost dislocating my neck to Slayer, I went back to the kitchen to get a wine refill. Its thirsty work, headbanging and avoiding the mosh pit.

I then spotted the plate of crunchies that was freshly filled up. I popped another one in my mouth and put another one in my pocket. Soon, I was going back quite regularly to the kitchen, not to refill my wine glass, but to munch down on the yummy crunchies.

About an hour later, I was puzzled as to how I could be THIS pissed on two glasses of wine?! While I was pondering that, I got the giggles. I then go the munchies. Then I got the giggles again. Vicious circle! I don’t remember much after giggling and munching like a maniac but apartently I had a really great time, dancing the night away.

My sister only told me years later that the crunches were “green loaded” and contained quite a lot of weed. No wonder I had such a bad hangover the next day.



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6 comments:

Brittney said...

hahaha! I've never had pot brownies or anything like that! thats funny that you did it without even knowing!

Mooner Johnson said...

Lass. I only remember my first experience with booze because it is a family legend and it's retelling is a routine occurrence.

I was two years old at New Year's Eve and the party was in full swing at the house. A couple dozen adult party goers were drinking and cutting up.

I was at my father's side where he sat on a chair, and he was giving me a sip of his whiskey.

"What tha fuck are you doing, Chigger?" my Gram piped up. "I already gave that little shit a couple glugs a my drink."

Anyway, turns out that all the party goers save my mother had given me a taste of their drinks, and i was shitfaced. Funny how at age two I could already sense that my mother had no sense of humor.

That was the third time I got my stomach pumped.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

That brings back some fond memories. I had a roomie that was a younger twin of Julia Roberts (when she was hot) and she introduced me to the green. I remember smoking and playing 2-man strip poker into the wee hours of the night...

Oh, and I emailed you. Check your spam bin...

Destiny said...

LOL
dude the giggles and then stopping to think if you giggled and unsure and it starts all over again! classic shit right there. ahhh....good times. lol

A Daft Scots Lass said...

@Brittney I'm still shocked that I didn't notice anything!

@Mooner what about the other two times?? I'm dying to know...

@Lost I got your email. Just need your postal address

@Destiny Good time in-fucking-deed!

cat said...

Sounds a lot like my first experience - in cookies too. Btu I get the blues from it.

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