Wednesday, 27 July 2011

The Daft Things Men Do

One of my favourite shows at the moment (I can't wait for Season 7) is How I Met your Mother and of course my favourite is the awesome Barney Stinson. The supremely confident womaniser played by Neil Patrick Harris never lets anyone forget how awesome he is. 

The show may be about the road to romantic love for the main character Ted Mosby, but the funniest parts of any episode are the hilarious one-liners and bold proclamations made by Suited-up Barney. He's such a Dooche but he always gets the girl and he's so fekkin' funny.

Instead of saying "Hi Five!" he yells "Up Top!" which has become the new catch phrase in our wee house.  And of course his favourite saying "Legen....wait for it....Dary!".

Here's one of my favourite quotes from the show, of course uttered by The Barn-Dog!

Getting defensive about his potential love for Robin: “You know who is confused? Bimbos. They’re easily confused. It’s one of the thousand little things I love about them. I love their vacant, trusting stares; their sluggish, unencumbered minds; their unresolved daddy issues. I love them Lily, and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin—mostly thin. B-man don’t do thick crust, what up!”



 And here's some other random crap that men do

I would have some seriously sterns words to say if this was my living room.

Rudolf the Redhead Reindeer

Ran outta petrol, Plonker?

At least he's making cake










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17 comments:

Melanie said...

I am in love with this post. LOVE! And you know if we women were to attempt any of the above it would be viewed by them as ridiculous - at least publically. I their heads they would be having an inner dialouge about how they should have thought of that!

Melanie said...

and I love anything NPH does!

Madeline said...

LOL I love it. I also love HIMYM!! Great show!

Andrew said...

Everything I have ever done in my life has been daft....
I offer no apologies, although I understand the frustration of the women in my life.

hit girl mellie said...

One, LOVE me some Barney! Two, I have an uncle that would totally hunt from his hot tub. And three, I certainly hope that the commodes are only being used as stools and not for stools.

SamArmy said...

you have to admit some of the stuff we do is hilarious xD

SamArmy said...

you have to admit some of the stuff we do is hilarious xD

Brian Miller said...

i may or may not be guilty of a thing or two on that list...lol

Sausage Fingers said...

great post, now I will return to scratching and farting....

Diego Sousa said...

great show, great pics!

Oilfield Trash said...

That show cracks me up.

nitebyrd said...

Men. Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

NPH is perfect in that show. I'm also excited he's going to, once again, be in a Harold & Kumar movie!

DCHY said...

That's why Robin Williams said on a talk show, "God gave us enough blood to supply one brain at a time"...not hard to guess which brain is being supplied in those photos. ;)

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Is it bad I'm looking at that beer tree and thinking "I WANT THAT!"?

The Frog Queen said...

I think I might have seen one of my family members in one of those pictures! :D (No really, I love my brothers......and their crazy-low-iQ ideas!)

Great taste in TV shows you have their!

Cheers!

Autumnforest said...

Barney is my favorite character ever too! I just adore him! You want to swat him and kiss him on the forehead because he's such a lost child. I do think, however, that the man with the toilets around the bonfire pit had the right idea, especially when the men are sharing a case of beer. Practical, you know? Great post!

Aaron M. Gipson said...

I have never seen either of these shows, but they sound pretty interesting. And I think that sleigh with all those dear heads attached to the front of it would probably scare the hell out of me if I was a little kid.

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