Whack-a-Doodle Adverts from the Past

Gonna have me some of that Shizzle!

Shoot to Kill all the time - Absa lootly safe indeed.

Oh Really? On yer knees, Hooker!

Let him find out - Spank me, baby!

Can I have a fag, Mum?

Fuck Weight Waters buy a Tape Worm, Bitches!

So take your vitamins, lick your hubby's arse or you're a dawg!

Sending you some lung cancer for Crimble to Rock Yer Tits off!

And now she's a Party Skank with pearly white skin!

Crack the whip on her Whore Arse!

Advertising - the Old Fashioned Way

Can you believe that these old ads were actually put into print?

I found them pretty hysterical actually..