High Five - in the face - with a chair

Share you Five Biggest Pet Peeves over at Paula's Place.

1. People who stand too close to me in a queue.  It's called personal space, Plonkers!  Take a step back.
2. Vermin....anything to do with rats, mice or gerbils gives me the serious fucking heebie-jeebies.
3. Not enough hot water to have a piping hot bath.
4. Free Gifts....what other type of gifts are there?  I detest the use of the words "free gift".
5. Captchas.  I detest them and often don't want to comment on a blog because of the irritation.

What are you rants?