Showing posts with label the whining gene. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the whining gene. Show all posts

Tuesday, 24 June 2008

Do You Want Some Cheese with that Whine?

Dictionary Definition: whine (hwīn, wīn)

v. whined, whin·ing, whines
v.intr.
1. To utter a plaintive, high-pitched, protracted sound, as in pain, fear, supplication, or complaint. 2. To complain or protest in a childish fashion.
3. To produce a sustained noise of relatively high pitch: jet engines whining.



Do your kids do it?
Please tell me I'm not the only mother that wants to throttle her 2 year old when she starts with the long and high-pitched mouse-like sounds? I want to tear my hair out and pluck my own eyeballs out with a rusty tweezers!!

Surely, it is not just me that wants to just jump off the face of the earth when that fretful habitually complaining starts? It infects me as insidiously as does cancer or any other terrible disease.

I have theorized that there's a recessive gene that seems to be present in about 99 percent of young children : The Whining gene. If only DNA or some other scientific phenomenon could account for why so many of our kids resort to whining when they want something.
Stop Whining in 4 easy steps
or MY THEORY to crush The Whining Gene - just buy a good quality set of earplugs. (If it was only that simple)

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