[A Daft Scots Lass]

Saturday, 5 December 2009

Anniversary At Gold Reef City Hotel, Casino and Theme Park

My surprise for my Boerewors for our 10 year anniversary was to spend the afternoon and evening at the Gold Reef City Hotel, Casino and Theme Park.

All furnishings in the hotel rooms are specially selected to reflect the charm and elegance of the opulent residents of the 1890's Johannesburg Gold Rush.

Our Room was called the Africa Room

My Boerewors spread eagled on the bed

The Dining Building

the Transport

Our Room Plaque

One of the many houses and shops on the street.

They even had a Chocolatier!!!

Can you say hand-made truffels with Belgiun chocolate and soopa yummy praline?

Female Tribal Dancers

Male Tribal Dancers

It was off to supper at the Casino where we did a bit of gambling and watched the Fifa Soccer World Cup team draw live on telly while enjoying a chocolate orange daquiri.

The next day, after breakfast, we went to collec the girls from Mandy (our trusty babysitter) and let them enjoy the fun at the Theme Park.

The kids when they found out where we were going for the day

The anaconda

The Miner's Revenge

The anaconda and the wild water rafting

The four of us on the kiddie's rollercoaster

The face of KK AFTER the rollercoaster

We also went to see a 15 minute long move in 4D which the girls really enjoyed - even when the seats jerked us around, sprayed water in our faces and blow wind up our legs. We all looked soopa kewl with out 3D specs on.

Off to more timid rides!

The bumper cars (Megan's favourite)

Dragon Rides

Elephant Rides

Flintstone's Cars

Log Ride

Vintage Car Ride (Kaylin's favourite which we had to go on three times)

A newly hatched Megan

One of the kewl adult rides

One of the kewtest rides EVA!

The Tea Cups!

It was off to The Farmyard to look at the emus, monkeys, llamas, horses, bunnies, cattle, donkeys (the usual farmyard animals) and we came across four male tortoises taking turn trying to mate with one large female. Poor ol' girl was just trying to eat her lunch while three hissy males tried to mount and hump her in full view of the children! Shocking stuff....have you ever seen a tortoise's willy? Its quite freaky...

A great time was had by all and it was a successful two days. Loved every minute of it! Good laughs with my Boerewors and good times with my two girls who are now snoring on the cough, absa lootly exhausted.

Tomorrow I've promised the girls that we're finally puting up our Christmas Tree and Decorations.

Have a great Sunday everyone!

Friday, 4 December 2009

My 10th Wedding Anniversary

To My Boerewors

How do I begin to tell you how lucky I am

to have you in my life?

I'll start by saying what an honor it is

for me to be your wife.

You're my best friend in the good times

and my rock in times of sorrow.

You're the reason for sweet yesterdays

and my promise for tomorrow.

I never thought I could feel this loved

until I became your wife.

You made this year and every year

the best one of my life.

I love you!
May we have another 10 years together...

Our wedding Day
(Sorry for the quality - it was way back before digital photography so they are photos of photos)

Freaky Friday - Episode Two - TwoHeaded Kitten

Cutest Little Furry Bastard Evar!

Cutest Little Furry Bastard Eva!

Two headed kitten "Gemini", the two-headed kitten lived only a few days. Owner Lee Bluetear said she didn't know what caused the death of the unusual creature but she said the kitten appeared very tired and did not want to eat. The story and photo of Gemini was distributed worldwide. "I couldn't believe how much interest there really was," Bluetear said.

Veterinarians initially gave Gemini a meager chance of one long life, let alone nine. Gemini was born with two mouths, two tongues, two noses and four eyes. Bluetear, 40, said things looked good at first. Gemini initially appeared strong and was drinking milk. "Everybody is totally amazed that this thing exists," Bluetear said at the time.

Kitties aren't the only animal born with two heads

An Afghan woman gave birth in Iran to twin boys whose heads share the same body, doctors said today (09/10/04).

The babies stood little chance of survival, they added. "I've seen twin attached by the head or stomach but never a baby with two heads," a female doctor at the Ghaem hospital in the north-western city of Mashhad told AFP by telephone.

"Sometimes one head cries, while the other sleeps," she added.

Steroid overdose?

You may have inflated biceps, Mr Hard Ass Body Builder,

but your crotch is somewhat deflated - that's just fucking sad.

and then there is the female version.
I certainly wouldn't want her to give me a lickin'

This fucking ugly odd-ball takes the cake ...

Piercing Art or a another Assbag Plonker?
What a handsome fucker he is...imagine kissing this bloke?

This is just plain freaky Photoshop Photography

Presenting The Three headed sheep chair.
Firstly, what Fucker would actually have this chair displayed in their house. Secondly, would EWE sit on it? Creepy...