Why do we press harder on a remote control when
we know
the batteries are almost dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient
funds" when they
already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you
when
you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the
paint
is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,
but ducks
when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "s" in the word
lisp?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still
apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath
you use
the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on
sale?
Why do people constantly return to the
refrigerator with
hopes that something new to eat will
have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen
times
with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then
put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the
end on
your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed
lightfixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams
our ankle
with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's
all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "Fek it, that
really hurt, why
don't you watch where you're going with that thing?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something
that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else
over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as
warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......
The statistics on sanity is that one out of
every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best
friends - if they're okay, then it's you.
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After supper last night I noticed Kaylin's little pot belly was poppin' out more than usual. 
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