My Christmas Tree was Raped!!

Yes, fellow bloggers, I got up this morning to find my Christmas Tree had been raped and robbed by little girl-children.

My festive chocolate hanging decorations had mysterious disappearred! 

My nibbling nunus had sniffed the chocolate a mile away (now I know they are definintely my children) and eaten most of the chocolate decorations.

Oh well I can't blame them.

On another note, I got the most gorgeous gift from my sister and Mick.  They said its the only gift we can open before Christmas and when we open it, we will understand why.  Its it lovely.  I love snow globes and this one is a cute little Christmas train too.  Adorable!  Thanks guys!

Chopsticks

I taught Megan to play chopsticks in 10 minutes on Uncle Andre's Casio Keyboard that he borrowed us.




KK tried out the demo tune and pretended she was playing and jammin'

HAWT Violin Player

New Haircut

Megan went off to Paul James Hairdressers this morning to get our new hair cuts.  Megan got a trim because mum cut her hair about a week ago and I made a complete hash of it.  Her hair was all uneven and looked like I'd taken a garden sheers to cut  it.  They evened it all out and its looks good again.

I decided to cut a fringe (aka bangs) even if its just a thin one - it was enough chnage for me this time around.  Perhaps next time I'll be brave enough and chop my hair to a medium style.  Right now its easier to maintain longer hair (especially for gym, I just tie it up).  I don't know what I'm going to do with my fringe now...we'll see how I manage it.  If I don't like it I can always grow it out.

That's the beauty of hair, it grows back!

Here's the end result.  Still not sure about it.  Let me know what you think?


From this bushy mess:

To this:

Freaky Friday - Episode Four - WTF?

My Freaky Friday's theme this week is :  WTF???

What the Fuck is happening in these pictures?  Freaks with a capital F!

Is that a Muppet wedged in there?

Piggie Midget with Vodka.  Why the fuck is there an axe stuffed down his pleather trousers?

Saggy Ass Geriatric Pyromaniac in a crash helmet and heels flees the scene...

Take your paartner by the limbs,

Suck on your juicy cucumbers,

Balance that block of lard on yer head,

in your wife's skirt and underwear?

Grubs Up!

Take a look at the size of this mutha-grubba!

With those googly eyes and inflated lips, this plonker is doing a pretty good impersonation of a gay FISH who's Stylin'.

And of course we can't leave out the plastic surgery freakazoids:

The most famous of them all

Miss Joscelyn (she was the Shizzle once)

*meow* with ink and piercings

Give us a Kiss with those Blow Job lips

Fugly Barbie Wannabee?

Tori's lopsided tit job.

Two crumpled-up socks in yer wonder bra would look better than this

and a lot cheaper than a fuckin' crappy LA Plastic Surgeon.

The Concave chest of the deflated Paula Abdul

Have a kick ass weekend!

That's All Fuckers!