30 Things We Ask Ourselves While Running

So I nicked this from a fellow runner and blogger Scartlett Wonderland.  It's so true, I say most of these things when I'm running.  It made me laugh.

1. Right, let’s do this. 
2. Look at me, I am a runner. Watch me run, world. I am the frikken cheetah of humans. 
3. Shite, this is hard. 
4. Remind me why am I doing this? 
5. I don’t even like running. 
6. What shall I eat when I get home? 
7. Everything. 
8. It's only 1 hour outta your entire day!
9. OK, this is a good song. Come on, Foo Fighters, motivate the fuck out of me. 
10. I am smashing this run. 
11. Maybe I should run a marathon. 
12. I could run a marathon. 
13. Oh crap, I’m dying 
14. I can't breathe!
15. Is this what a stroke feels like?
16. Maybe I should stop, I might actually be dying. 
17. I wish I’d worn a cuter top if they’re going to find me dead 
18. I wonder what I look like. 
19. Urgh. I am so sweaty... I’m going to need to wash my hair after this. 
20. Or I could just wash my fringe.
21. Fuck it I’ll just wash my fringe. 
22. How good is dry-shampoo though? 
23. If I turn here I could loop back home. 
24. No, willpower, I can do this. 
25. Focus, focus, focus. 
26. You’re right, Britney, I have gotta werk, Bitch
27. I can’t werk anymore. I need to stop. I nearly did it, there’s no shame in giving up now. 
28. No come on, I can do it. 
29. No I can’t. I really, really can’t. 
30. I did it. I am amazing. I am THOR. 

Let’s go again.