Are You Bikini Ready?

Here in South Africa summer is in full swing. I couldn't be fekkin happier.  I adore summer.

I'm talking crystal clear blue swimming pools, sunshine, holidays and trips to the beach.  That means new beach trends;  oversized sunnies and massive straw hats, flower brights, retro black and white stripes, denim short-shorts, turquoise is huge this season and there are quite a few whacky ones out there. 

Introducing the Cock Sock.  Yip the name says it all.  Its a sock for your cock!

Then we we have Facekini, which is huge in Asia at the mo

Face-Kini

I agree with total coverage from the sun's nasty UV rays, but this is taking it a little too far

What do you think of the Facekini?

Be sure to get a decent wax-job before you sport one of these teeny weeny mankinis

Homemade on a shoe-string budget....The CDkini...

Not sure if this is even a trend....Moobs?

The original Borat Mankini

So, Lovely Plonkers, are you Bikini Ready??

  


Just remember to get one that fits all the bits.