Mrs Blobby visits i-Lipo

Righty-Ho plonkers, so summer is here and its time to get fucking s-e-r-i-A-S-S about those hideous love handles and that jelly-belly.  It just fucking disgusting!  Putrid in fact, soo...guess what I'm doing?
   
i-Lipo is the latest in low level laser lipolysis, offering you a way to achieve inch loss and body contouring with no pain, no needles and no down time.

I have been for my second of eight iLipo treatments this week at WowBodies and have already lost 2.3cm around my jelly-belly.  I will keep you posted on my diminishing physique.  Its costing me a month's worth of shoes so it better fucking work!

Yeah, I'm still going to gym and eating properly but hopefully this will speed things us so that I can actually venture onto the beach this year.  I'm not hoping for a Jessica Alba bikini figure, I'm just hoping to slim down so that I don't look like a  complete fucking whale in board shorts and a bikini top!


Here's how the shit works...

The Laser Lipo emits low levels of laser energy, which creates a chemical signal in the fat cells, breaking down the stored triglycerides into free fatty acids and glycerol and releasing them though channels in the cell membranes. The fatty acids and glycerol are then transported around the body to the tissues that will use them during metabolism to create energy.

This process of fatty acid release is a natural response of the body when the body needs to used stored energy reserves, thus Laser Lipo is not creating any unnatural reaction in the body nor does it affect or damage any surrounding structures such as skin, blood vessels and peripheral nerves.

A period of exercise post treatment will ensure the complete metabolism and thus elimination from the body of the freed fatty acids.

I think the picture speak for themselves, right?

Remember to visit A Daft Scots Lass tomorrow and link up for Friday's Shoegasm and see who my Friday Follower is!