Payday

Everybody wakes up with a song and a smile
Everybody goes to work in their cars
Fills up their tanks like its a everyday thing
Everybody sings along to music in their cars
Nobody packs lunch
Breakfast changes from Weet-Bix to Wimpy
Items are bought oblivious of debt pending
Nando's and Debonairs for supper
Phone instead of messaging
Avon is paid for and the new order is immediately placed in
The geyser is somma left On all day
The dogs and cats even eat luxuries
The car guard finally gets a tip
The guy by the robot also gets a Mandela note
Pacific becomes Stuyvesant
Hare word soma gedoen by die salon!
Husbands are now nicknamed from "jou rubbish" to "my luvy"
Kids are called "mummy se engels" instead of "ondankbare gatte"
Sugar been borrowed gets replaced with a Full kg and a smile.

And all over this happens only once a month….

Haai shampies.