Flock Off!

Do yerself a favour and go a watch a couple of episodes of Shaun The Sheep. 

Its so damn fucking cute and quite funny.

A premise of the series is that Shaun the sheep exhibits human intelligence, creativity, and behaviour in a farm setting, which usually provides a situational comedy conflict which Shaun must resolve before the end of each episode. 

Recurring themes include the characters evading the sheepdog Bitzer (though he is sometimes with the sheep in their escapades) and avoiding discovery by "The Farmer" who listens to techno-dance music in his van.

Episodes are very much a combination of slapstick and classic silent comedy in Aardman’s recognizable animation style. There is no spoken dialogue, even by human characters. In this way it is reminiscent of silent comedy films and even Pingu and the animated version of Mr. Bean. However, simple grunts, bleats, and sighs are all used to add subtle expression to each character's moods and feelings.

Brilliant!  I'm lovin it.

Broken Penis

A Welsh farmer fractured his willy after oogling a teenage girl milking her goats, while carrying a heavy sack of feed. 

Farmer Dai Jones, 52, from Llanfairdrindognog, had been moving the feed sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch sixteen-year-old Cerys Jones (no relation) hitch up her skirt, squat down on a stool and grasp the udders of a goat. 

Jones became over excited and dropped the sack on his erect cock-a-doodle doo, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. 

Doctor Hywell Jones (no relation either) told the press: "I did what I could for him, but it's a toss up whether he'll ever play the the organ again, at least in Chapel, isn't it?" 

When we attempted to contact the goats, they were unavailable for comment, but their agent, John 'thomas' Jones (related by marriage), told us: "To tell the truth, boyo, they're so relieved they've not stopped celebrating since the accident, isn't it?" 

Sheep from as far afield as Cardiff were heard to exhale huge sighs of relief when news of Farmer Jones' accident reached them.